Alternate nursery rhymes

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Originally posted by Baylin
Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jills fanny
But he got a shock
And a face full of cock
Cuz Jill was really a tranny

hysterical

Oh dear god. 😐

Jack and Jill went up the hill, cause Jill couldnt read the map and had forgot to fill the car up with gas

Originally posted by smoker4
Jack and Jill went up the hill, cause Jill couldnt read the map and had forgot to fill the car up with gas

Errrrrrrr No.

True Story

I heard these before

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to get a pail of cheese
Jack came down with a smile on his face
and his trousers round his knees!

Jack be nimble jack be quick
jack jumped over the candle stick
poor little bugg3r should have jumped higher
goodness gracious great ball of fire

Little boy blue come blow you horn
the *sheep's* in the medow the cows in the corn
where is the boy that looks after the sheep?
hes in the haystack with Little Bow Peep