Lobo vs Thanos...with a twist.

Thanos has just killed 1 billion Dolphins in front of "The Main Man", and he is enraged beyond comprehension. Thanos, on the other hand just finished watching Oprah and Dr. Phil back to back, (poor titan) and is not his ruthless self, hence he only kills a billion dolphins rather than half of the sentient population of the universe. Who will win this battle?

jplatinum.....nuff said

Lobo loves dolphins...

But I think Thanos can take this.

😄

Originally posted by jinzin
jplatinum.....nuff said

That's why I didn't include the martial idiot to end all martial idiots. He would make Thanos his biatch.

lol. just let me have it I don't know how long I can keep up these JP jokes before they get old...but I'm having a blast right now! hahahahahaaha!

lobo likes dolphins?

he does now! don't ask questions!!!! 😠

Yea, he gets off on them. He's quite the dolphin perv actually.

Originally posted by David Duchovony
Yea, he gets off on them. He's quite the dolphin perv actually.

He is believe it or not quite the environMENTAList 🙄 ask the iceman (DC)

Does Lobo get a major power boost from seeing dead dolphins, or something? If not, he's going to lose.

Originally posted by Gamma Crush!
Does Lobo get a major power boost from seeing dead dolphins, or something? If not, he's going to lose.

Sort of 😕

don't underestimate lobo...it's going to take one hell of a power cosmic blast to bypass his durability and regeneration. likewise, lobo will have to punch pretty damn hard to hurt the mad titan,

Originally posted by hoorayforpeepee
don't underestimate lobo...it's going to take one hell of a power cosmic blast to bypass his durability and regeneration. likewise, lobo will have to punch pretty damn hard to hurt the mad titan,

Dude, Thanos just killed 1 million dolphins. He's gonna hit Thanos harder than he's hit anyone else.

Well Lobo would swear to kill Thanos, and the Main Man never goes back on his word, Plus Doctor phil can suck the life out of any man or even cosmic being so Thanos should be rather weakened, And watching Oprah lowers your IQ so he might not be able to devise a plan that works. I go with Lobo on this one.

Lobo has never really shown his limits, because he never needed to.
But if you kill his dolphines, you are as good as dead.

LOBO

Lobo whould be send packing with one pimp slap.

Not even close. You did read the opening message didn't you?

Lobo would eventually kill Thanos, even if it took thousands of years.
Lobo would use every oz of power, time and energy he has to exact revenge on Thanos.
Killing Lobos dolphines would be the worst mistake Thanos could possibly make.

Thanos cannot die. Period. Death itself has said so.