Galactus: Who are you, you sniviling mortal?
JP: Your executioner!
Galactus: HAHAHA??!!! Please! I am Galactus, Devourer of Worlds! What can you wearing that gay tutu do to me???
JP: I though you'd never ask, tubby!
Galactus: NO-ONE CALLS ME TUBBY!!! Surfer, deal with this anon!
SS: Sure hon! (Blows kiss)
(JP uses his Roseanne fat shattering powers to reduce Norrin to decorative sparkle thingies (You know, the one's your kid sister uses.)
Galactus: NORRIN!!!! NOOOOOO!!!! I LOVED HIM YOU MONSTER!!!!
(Galactus prepares to fry JP with his cosmic blasts from his eyes but JP delivers a blow to his buttox killing Galan. LT then decides to make him the new Galactus until he kills him too by blowing on him with his cosmic nacho breath.
The End...for now!!!! MAUAUHAHAHA!!!