how to kill the hulk

so what if his head was cut off by muramasa claws?

Originally posted by armandovalles
rip out his heart, its very simple. He has a healing factor, which means he can only heal broken skin and bones, he does not have a regenerative factor such as Deadpool were he can regenerate lost organs, etc.

Actually the Hulkbuster Stone ripped out the Hulks heart and he regenerated it, so you are wrong on this account.

Ok so he's invincible? wrong, his skin is impenitrable yea ok but not only do we want to kill the hulk... we want to make it the most humiliating death ever...

without making this a massive story here it is:

outcome 1:

1) Make a powerful robotic hand
2) Penetrate the hulks bumhole with the powerful robotic hand
3) using basic anatomy locate the hulks heard ant crush it within his system causing him to die
4) sit back and laugh as long as you can while watching a scientific genius being destroyed by the most humiliating way possible

and dont give me the whole regenerate bull, cause if u crushed sumones heard while inside their body and they died they couldnt regenerate it.

outcome 2:

1) Freeze the hulk cartoon style as only he can be (considering its a cartoon/comic) "meeeh but its a grafic novel" SHUT UP!
2) smash him into pieces... simple

and he couldnt regenerate because hes a douche

outcome 3:

1) Dr. Manhattan.. thats all

thats it. no ifs buts or maybes. thats how you kill him. END!

ps. i am dislexic there for cannot spell to your superiour level.

You trap him and poure acid down his moth nothing left to re-grow

If he's thrown into the sun, he cannot get out and eventually the heat eats him up, healing power or not (plus, dies from no oxygen before that.)

Originally posted by Rageahaulica
Ok so he's invincible? wrong, his skin is impenitrable yea ok but not only do we want to kill the hulk... we want to make it the most humiliating death ever...

without making this a massive story here it is:

outcome 1:

1) Make a powerful robotic hand
2) Penetrate the hulks bumhole with the powerful robotic hand
3) using basic anatomy locate the hulks heard ant crush it within his system causing him to die
4) sit back and laugh as long as you can while watching a scientific genius being destroyed by the most humiliating way possible

and dont give me the whole regenerate bull, cause if u crushed sumones heard while inside their body and they died they couldnt regenerate it.

outcome 2:

1) Freeze the hulk cartoon style as only he can be (considering its a cartoon/comic) "meeeh but its a grafic novel" SHUT UP!
2) smash him into pieces... simple

and he couldnt regenerate because hes a douche

outcome 3:

1) Dr. Manhattan.. thats all

thats it. no ifs buts or maybes. thats how you kill him. END!

ps. i am dislexic there for cannot spell to your superiour level.

You are awesome!!!!!!

1. Nightcrawler
While an assemble of X-Men slow him down, Kurt can teleport behind Hulk, grab his head et voilà, take it out while jumping, without his brain sending signals to his body, he cannot regenerate. There's no proof of Hulk surviving beheadment, not to mention, he ain't the Juggernaut, he can die.

2. Parasite from DC Comics
This guy can absorb tremendous amounts of energy, and despite Hulk being able to send off incredible amounts of gamma radiations, Parasite will drain before getting overloaded. The guy has drained out Supes more than once, and he's a living solar energy battery technically.

3. Thor
Yeah yeah, Hulk's stronger, Hulk's madder we heard it all...In a situation where a writer doesn't have to worry about fanboys dropping the selling rate of Hulk in protest to the result, the Odinson can take down Hulk with various weapons. The famous GodForce blast, or simply drain out the gamma radiation via Mjolnir, or placing Mjolnir into his mouth and just blast his brain to atoms.

4. Graviton
In a 1 on 1 fight, the guy has it all. The distance, the energy projection, the mastery over his abilities, if we use his last appearence, when he was going to reshape the continents to make them look like his face, he was really badass. Considering he can fight for hours before his focus on the powers begins to lower, Graviton just need to enhance Gravity a thousand fold or more, hold Hulk, fly to the sun, drop him in there, that's it.

Originally posted by K3VIL
1. Nightcrawler
While an assemble of X-Men slow him down, Kurt can teleport behind Hulk, grab his head et voilà, take it out while jumping, without his brain sending signals to his body, he cannot regenerate. There's no proof of Hulk surviving beheadment, not to mention, he ain't the Juggernaut, he can die.

Nightcrawler can't teleport just the Hulk's head. If he's touching him, he takes the whole body of the Hulk with him.

Originally posted by roughrider
Nightcrawler can't teleport just the Hulk's head. If he's touching him, he takes the whole body of the Hulk with him.

Rogue with NC powers did it to Nimrod.

Kurt himself teleported Nimrod's arm off in Second Coming.

lol@ people in this thread

Use the nanotech that permanently remived she hulks gamma powers... Then wtfpwn banner.

Step 1: Pour lava in an adamantium pit
Step 2: Throw some chocolate and a couple donuts in there
Step 3: Show hulk where it is
Step 4: Push hulk in and close the pit
Step 5: Let hulk die while eating donuts

Originally posted by Black bolt z
Step 1: Pour lava in an adamantium pit
Step 2: Throw some chocolate and a couple donuts in there
Step 3: Show hulk where it is
Step 4: Push hulk in and close the pit
Step 5: Let hulk die while eating donuts

If you throw donuts into lava... You get more lava...

Zeus

Originally posted by rotiart
If you throw donuts into lava... You get more lava...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Kurt himself teleported Nimrod's arm off in Second Coming.

Nimrod is a machine. I would argue that's different from a living thing.

Use Ultimate Nullifier...

anyone who can go intangible can kill him.