Gaze into my crystal ball.....................

well...thats just the worst news ever....

AND it will disintegrate and become the opposite sex organ which will produce many, many offspring in your future. ( So you'll kinda be gay because you'll be f'ing your origanal sex. )

what if i do that already thou??? lol

( crickets chirping )

Yeah. uh. that may be the reason your organ is of no use and the gods are punishing you with this destiny

😆...

i doubt my "organ" is gonna fail me anytime soon....good thing i didnt pay u n e think for reading my future huh 😛

Lets just say i'm that god. so you did pay me. thank u very much have a nice day. POINT, BLANK, PERIOD. NEXT.

Taort Cards are better.. This proves it lol..

Originally posted by Big Evil
Taort Cards are better.. This proves it lol..

I got my tarot cars read once. I sure don't want to do that again. Creepy stuff.

WHAT DO YOU SEE MERLIN2???????????????????????????????????????

I see a beggerwoman who was once conceited and could not find her true love. So she punishes the world by ridding it of it's blood and bites back at those who threaten her.

Originally posted by Merlin2
You have a hard decision 2 make and can't find the answer. You are focusing on the problem. When you focus on the problem you can't see the solution. Think of more simple things that are not related 2 your problem. Then *POOF* the answer will just come 2 you.

are you saying JJR is old lol?

no i'm not. the crystal ball reveals the future.

Originally posted by Lazerus
I tell you what i see.

Look into my crystal ball....now blow into this tube

*gazes*

the red and white dragon war will be known as the war that defenders of the banned will conquer the white dragon

anyone else?