JP VS. colossus17(myself) *paola please dont close it

and the JP jokes are not old u know y........becasue through our collective consciousness and believes he became real...he is going after stan lee.... 🙁

I have proof jp kicked both Galactus' and The LT's ass.

Galactus: Who are you, you sniviling mortal?

JP: Your executioner!

Galactus: HAHAHA??!!! Please! I am Galactus, Devourer of Worlds! What can you wearing that gay tutu do to me???

JP: I though you'd never ask, tubby!

Galactus: NO-ONE CALLS ME TUBBY!!! Surfer, deal with this anon!

SS: Sure hon! (Blows kiss)
(JP uses his Roseanne fat shattering powers to reduce Norrin to decorative sparkle thingies (You know, the one's your kid sister uses.)

Galactus: NORRIN!!!! NOOOOOO!!!! I LOVED HIM YOU MONSTER!!!!

(Galactus prepares to fry JP with his cosmic blasts from his eyes but JP delivers a blow to his buttox killing Galan. LT then decides to make him the new Galactus until he kills him too by blowing on him with his cosmic nacho breath.

The End...for now!!!! MAUAUHAHAHA!!!

but don't you see eating it is just what the wheel of cheese want you to do......Eating it is only joining what you can't beat and you know it.....the wheel of cheese owns all.

I'm sorry jinzin, jp pwns all.

JP exists beyond it.....

Originally posted by colossus17
and the JP jokes are not old u know y........becasue through our collective consciousness and believes he became real...he is going after stan lee.... 🙁

scary isnt it?

except the wheel of cheese. Ask him. he'll tell you he couldn't beat the cheese wheel it was a stalemate....the battle was never finished. but he would have eventually tired out.

he has infinite stamina

Well dairy does have a tendency to have me straining my O ring. So it might be able to put a chink in his bs armor.

yes but wont do more then that

god where is JP ......i wish he would be on right now

He is ubiquitous you know so he probably is. He is everything, he is nothing, he is Roseanne's washcloth and bathwater, he is all.

thats a scary thought.....but still isnt there some force or being that can at least put out a good fight against JP.....?

The Thing's wang bro.

Startin' to wish I had mod powers.
*concentrates on his ring finger in an attempt to create a mod ring*

shit almost forgat.....what if we merged the thing's "thing" with JP's natural fighting ability and enhanced speed and reflexes....i am talking about pre crisis JP...

NO!!!!! The Multiverse would be destroyed!!! Are you insane man????!

the multiverse.........the entrie omniverse and the beyond realms....would parish

Maybe if we had She-Hulk's thing... 😖hifty:

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