PoTc - NEW sequel

choose: not the moon.....

Mad: ...I've never been to the moon...
Coldfire: It's a really bad place
Monkey: and you must FLY!
Mad: ...okay, I still wanna go to the moon, but only for one reason
Choose: what's that?
Mad: I need some moon cheese to make the ultimate cheesecake 😄

monkey:um the aliens are taking us to the moon...have you even read the last page?

bordom: I'm totally lost 😛

LOST😱crazy

Mad: are we lost? *gets lost* 😉

Shonk: *is already LOST*

Gawd people are so slow these days

we are very lost

*everyone arives at the moon*

Mad:*runs off and gets some moon cheese*
Aliens:@!#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*(-=-=-=--==)
Fatsack:monkey please translate
Monkey:they want us to join the circus that they have started
Fatsack:cool i love circus
Monkey:but they want us to be
Fatsack:the lion tamers
Monkey:no the...
Laurie:the dog traners
Monkey:no the...
Choose:the elaphant riders
Monkey no not that the...
Mad:*who has recantly returned holding a lage pile of moon cheese* the panda feaders
Monkey:NO!!!! the clowns

DRAMATIC MUSIC

Everyone looks at monkey in shock
Fatsack:no the horror
Laurie:if we refuse
Aliens:!@#$%^&*(!@#$%&*(#^#^&!@%#&*#@!^&*#$@!^%)
Monkey: they'll fead us to curmat the frog

MORE DRAMATIC MUSIC

Mad: *drops moon cheese in horror* Not Kermat!
Monkey: yes, Kermat
Laurie: so, what do we do?
Fatsack: I say we run!
Choose: *is halfway through putting on clown make-up* what?
Bordom: ... *backs away slowly to the 'exit pod' crater...*

monkey: * is talking to aliens* ^#)#+$_ (@)&$%_)@+& (*$# *%) *^$#(@)*$^ &$)

aliens: @$*)$#)($&

Monkey: &#(%+#_$&@ %(*@$) @*&$^(@%^Y($*($^#(*%)@%*@*$^)@

Aliens: ✅ #&😉$#^&

*monkey looks grave*

sack: what was that?????

mad: are they gonna kill us?

choose: but i wanna be a clown! waaaaaahhhh!

laurie: we cant go there is no escape pod...

bordom; so what did they want monkey???

monkey:...*feints*

bordom: MONKEY!!! Noooooooo! U must tell us what they said!

Laurie: O no not again

Mad: give her some air!
Choose: Maybe we can revive her a BANNANA!!!
Mad: ...err...don't you know she hates bannanas?
Choose: ..........shut up.......
Bordome: Monkey! Snap out of it! *snaps fingers* we are DOOMED!!!
Laurie: *sits down and eats some of Mads moon cheese* this is boring....
Fatsack: How can you say that when these aliens want us as CLOWNS?!?
Laurie: it's been done before *eats more moon cheese*
Aliens: ^%@#^&&*&*((^@%@^!$@^*$*^(^*#&%&^%^^##
Kermet the Frog: Hello everyone!
Mad: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Bordom: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Choose: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Laurie: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Fatsack: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Aliens: @*^*%(@%!(*^*(#^#^(*^ (translation - AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!)
World: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Jack: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Will: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Elizabeth: why are we all going "AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!"?
Jack: I don't know. I just felt like it
Jack the Monkey: *screeches and sails away on a giant bit of banna split to the White Pearl*

monkey:*wakes up*where am i?

everyone in entire universe exept monkey: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

monkey: wah? *feints again*

Elizabeth: where did teh monkey go??
Jack: who cares
(monkey: hey!!) - (yes, I know he's on a banna split else where)
Elizabeth: oh, ok AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*lost*

hey waz up

hi

😐😐😐😐😐

do this is what happens when i ant here its ashame shocking

any who HI EVERYBODY

gandolf: i am queer
fatsack: so am i
gandolf: never would of guessed

LOL i am just playen with ya how u all been

*all of a sudden, the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy shown comes on the moon*
Mad: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

monkey: *finally wakes up...* fatsacks queer?

fatsack: no, CM is just saying that because he wants me to be queer with him...

monkey:huh????