If U were a jedi....

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If U were a jedi....

If u were a jedi wat would u do wat who would u kill would u be dark or light
If i was a jedi i would be dark and i would kill all of the council and make my own then i would steal lukes gurl and have kids and bring them up evil
lol thast the best story

youd be a headless jedi 😄

Lmao 😆
at least i got some lovin with lukes gurl before u choped my head off 😍 🤘

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lol i said if i were a jedi i would take lukes gurl

you do no that Carrie Fisher is like 50 years old now.

LOL i ment in the movie(im talking in the future lol if he had a wife in the mvie)

If I was a jedi I would try to learn all the forms of the lightsaber and defeat any who oppose me... without killing of course...

same here, after I learned to live forever.

Of course... Batteries not included...

If I were a Jedi Knight, I'd be lecturing my padawan until he had a complex and hated me in his youth as I am entering old age.

Senile old man...

If i were a jedi i'll teach my padawan how to type correctly and spell.

That's a given though...
I'd teach my padawan how to be a Jedi Pimp and use the force to have sex with as many women as possible.

Whoa, Whoa... that's already been done... Remember Clinton...

LOL Jedi clinton and his padawan Bush 😆

Hahahahahaha nice one man, if i was a jedi i would try to take over the universe and take Mara Jade as my queen.

if i were jedi, i would kill all those who worship the god damn prohpecy, and anakin, luke, sidious too.

lol well im dark so i woould torture anakin and torture sideous i rather watch them cry heheh im evil

You'r a dark jedi Master? What the hell? They pass those titles out in Cracker Jack boxes now?