Re: Wolverine vs. Rocky
Originally posted by Metalmanx
I got this idea from a post made by our very own WOLVERINEFAN.Let's say Wolverine cannot use his claws, and Rocky is bare-fisted.
Everything else still goes. And let's this is Rocky from Rocky IV, where he beat Ivan Drago, the Russian, almost super-human fighter.
Also the songs "Eye of the Tiger" and "Gonna Fly Now" are playing loudly in the background.
Boxing match. Wolverine vs. Rocky.
Round 1.
Ding ding!
This is for Hulk Power.
I know it says bare-handed there, but I do recall changing that to them both wearing boxing gloves.
This is purely a boxing match. No other martial arts allowed or he is disqualified. No claws, they're both wearing boxing gloves as well.
This is just boxing. No more, no less.
Rocky takes him down in the 15th. I'm being completely serious, too.
Originally posted by Metalmanx
Oh Lord. Go watch the Rocky movies. He does the same thing that Wolverine does and beats opponents who are EXCEEDINGLY more powerful than he is. Apollo? Should've wiped the floor with Rocky. Clubber Lang? Should have smeared Rocky's flesh and blood all over the floor. Ivan Drago? Hell. He should have disintergrated Rocky with one punch. And then get hauled to jail for murder. Then get raped by burly black men. That's just how bad these guys should have won.But Rocky wasn't going to let that happen. He knows what he's doing. So what if Wolverine actually has more strength than him? Not a big factor here. Drago stupifyingly outclassed Rocky in strength.
And I mentioned before, there is no other martial arts to be used here. Just plain boxing. No street fighting, no karate, no ninjitsu. Just boxing. And to make it more of a boxing match, I'll change the rules a bit. It's a true boxing match all the way--they were gloves and everything. I figured later that it would be completely unfair if they were bare-fisted.
Everything else is the same.
Rocky wins. Montage will be his sealing factor.
If I may borrow a quote from Drago himself, "He is like hitting a piece of iron."
Alright, I'm bringing my own thread back to life.
Rocky vs. Wolverine in a BOXING MATCH. Strictly boxing, no other martial arts/techniques. Takes place in a boxing ring.
No claws.
Both are wearing standard issue boxing gloves. Rocky has Micky in his corner and Wolverine has...uh...Cyclops in his corner.
Rocky gets a 30-minute montage, including both the songs "Eye of the Tiger", "Gonna Fly Now"m, and "Final Countdown". Wolverine gets to smoke a few cigars and have a few beers.
Again, STRICTLY BOXING here.
I think Rocky takes him down in the 15th round. I'm not even kidding.
Edit: Oh yea. Please don't close this, moderators. I'm completely serious about this thread. No spite or anything. Have a heart.