Originally posted by black robb
Mr T:"I PITY DA FOO' WHO-URKK!!!"wolvie stabs him in the throat"This aint the 80's bub"
Mr. T wears 300 lbs worth of gold chains around his neck. The claws won't go through in one slash.
Mr. T's one bad mutha.
On his cartoon series he'd taken on mind control devices, thugs, terrorists, and annoying gymnast lil girls that really never fit into the plot of the damn series. He was team captain on Battle of the Network Stars (Hollywood version of Secret Wars), so he's a great battle strategist. B.A. Baracus (A-Team) was a bad ass soldier from Nam with a m.o. for beating down commanding officers. And the deal sealer is Clubber Lang. He destroyed Rocky in Rocky III, and only lost the second bout due to Apollo Creed training Rocky in the use of his reality warping powers, the "Power Montage".
Mr. T would crush that sucka and that's no jive foo.
Mr. T is beyond gangsta. He's corporate pimpin' now. Doesn't need to get his hands dirty. He gets royalty checks and cameos in motion pictures. He still keeps it gully when he needs to slap up some jive sucka spittin' jibba jabba tryin to defame his name and salt his game, but Mr. T has stated that bein' 'gangsta' is perpetrated and overrated, but his pimp hand is always initiated, foo.
Oh, and he also says stay in school.