Indian Jones V's Lara Croft

both looking for some obscure artifact or something.... let's say an Incan Treasure

bunch of savages (led by the Nazis) try to stop them

who finds it first, who kills the most Nazis..... and who would win if they were to both find it at the same time?

or do they just end up shagging?

Lara does have the better technology. But Jones is much more experienced. I'll go with Jones since he does far more impressive sh** WITHOUT some fancy-schmancy tech.

I'd go with Lara because as Draco said, she has better tech, and I think she is as good as Jones.

she's not as good as Jones...... what has she ever done that compares to uncovering the Arc..... and how many Nazis has she killed?

lol

Jones is going to find the artifact first. He is the better archaeologist of the two. Ask for who is going to kill the most Nazi, Lara is because she has the better tech. And if by some miracle they happen to find at the same time Indiana Jones is going to take the win. With that bull whip of his. (Again being the most experience)

Indiana Jones will try saving her when she gets captured, then he will get captured too. They will both have a buriel at sea, but will live and find the artifact that kills all the nazis. THE END

um.... obviously it's supposed to say "Indiana" Jones...... not some random Indian guy called Jones

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Dude. Lara has boobs, yes. But Indy totally takes this. Easily. He's gone up against far better than Lara. Namely a BUTT-LOAD of Nazis, another BUTT-LOAD of Indian warriors, and one more BUTT-LOAD of Nazis.

Indy easily takes this. Then shag hard. One of the best shaggings on record I'd wager.

I don't know what to choose on the polls.

One the one hand I KNOW that Indiana will win.

But on the other hand, I KNOW that he will charm her into bed with him.

Gotta be Indiana Jones with the artifact and some on-call booty by the end of the adventure.

Harrison Ford would have Angelina bent over a couch in 6 hours.

Then we'd call him "Womb Raider".

or "Tomb Rider"

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I'd raid her ark...

lol indiana wins easily i might add.

Lara's a "let's-take-advantage-of-teenage-boys" clone of Indy. Indy gets the artifact then goes after a classier girl like...I don't know...She-Ra maybe! Of course if he raids her tomb, he'd have He-Man after him, so maybe that's not the best course of action. lol

-DM

Wow you guys...

Wow.

people wtf, if we r talkin about angelina jolie than MAYBE, dr jones has a chance, but against lara crof from the vid game, NOOOO BLOOODY WAY, lara is too good, people who have actually played and finished the games know what she has accomplished, she single handedly took down the plot to recover the nephili{fallen half breeds of angel and of men} in "THE ANGEL OF DARKNESS" shes dont lots more, n those things ae above discover of the ARK,

and i ASK YOU, " IS THERE ANY STRAIGHT MAN IN THE WORLD WHO CAN RESIST LARA CROFT?", and after all, jones IS A MAN.

You really don't think the Ark was a big thing? The thing that held the original Ten Commandments? The then that basically kills everything that tries to defy it.

Or I dunno, perhaps the cup forged by Jesus himself that contains the fountain of youth? I'd say that's a pretty big deal.

And I ask you, "IS THERE ANY STRAIGHT WOMAN IN THE WORLD WHO CAN RESIST INDIANA JONES?" After all, Lara is a woman.

Go watch his movies. He ALWAYS get the girl. Hell, he gets the girl and then some.

Indana Jones gets beat thoroughly by Lara before switching to a white long sleeve/vest combo to become Han Solo.

Then Lara is done.

Originally posted by leonheartmm
and after all, jones IS A MAN.

The best looking man there is 😱