Originally posted by LifeIsKillingMe
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know *******, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here *******!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
1. people who walk right into you and then have a go at you for not moving
2. those adverts which play in every single break for days- variety is nice
3. having a phone that doesnt stop beeping till you get up and check it...
4. ... then getting a text message disgustingly early in the morning
5. burnt toast
6. amazon- theyre going to be at least a month late with my order
7. losing my keys every other week in places all over town
8. going to the chippy and then finding out you're 5p short
9. running for the bus/train and missing it anyway
10. people who insist on listing all the embarrassing things you did the night before- i could quite happily live in complete ignorance 😊
1) My brother
2) My japanese teacher
3) school
4) Places that don't accept my CV.
5) Intolerant jerks that only think their opinions matter (my brother)
6) People who think something sucks and others suck just because they don't like the same things they do (my brother)
7) Arrogant people
8) Homework
9) when you have no money
10) When you've lost something.
Originally posted by LifeIsKillingMe
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid .00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know *******, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here *******!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
10) my younger brother
9) Bad drivers
8) Soap Operas
7) Degenerates
6) Prudes
5) The Delinquint skaters up the block that throw pick our oranges and throw them into the street.
4) Cheerleader-types, Bullies, Total morons, and 2-faced lyin' 8!+(#35
3) Reality Television, Pop Music, Talk Shows, Entertainment television, and college dorm roommates
2) The Fox News Channel, The Patriot Act, and the "War on Terror"
1) Male Chauvinists, Racists, and Republicans (often encapsulate the last three above categories)