Once More With Feeling!: The Official Musical Thread!!

DA RULES: FOUR LINES PER POST. AS MANY POSTS AS YOU WANT BUT KEEP IT AT FOUR LINES. MAKE IT SHORT. EACH LINE HAS TO RHYME WITH THE NEXT (if anybody uses orange I swear to God..) INCLUDING THE PRIOR POST.

I'll start (don't count on me for orignality)

Achem....(music starts)

Every single night the same arrangement, I sit and type and type.
Here at KMC I'm so addicted all I can do is mope and gripe.
I wish I had didn't have so many finals so I could be happy.
But alas I have nine papers so everythings' pretty crappy.

NEXT!

life sucks, all i want to do is scream and shout
I'm stuck in jail and there is no way I'm getting out
looking back i wished iv never met that Chimpanzee
now all i do is itch and scratch because he gave me herpes 😐

Cross dressing isnt that bad, i do it everyday
wear clothes not ment for me it fun what more can i say
althougth i think i probly should have washed them first
cause all this dirt and grim is making my herpes worse

Herpes sucks, so does crabs, and goneria too,
but not as bad as 'Breakdance 2, The Electric Boogaloo.'
Life may suck, but at least your free to do whatever you please.
At least the mafia ain't chasing you down, trying to break your knees.

thers in Gun my back as we speak
i knew i shouldnt have taken a leak
outside Don Giovani's Place im gunna look like a Tranny
when the Mafia guys turn my pen15 into a F@nny

Oh my god, this thread must really suck no offence to Draco69
its just me and (randomly The Tired Hiker) making posts all the time
im gunna put Orange and purple here just for fun
so they cant be used again...la la la la la run 😑

running is such a good thing to do
but its a pain when you have to stop for a poo
getting back up and shooting off
doesn't mean you'll look like a goth

I spent like an hour, typing one post.
I lost all my money, and burnt all my toast.
I was robbed, and pilaged and left for dead,
when a giant anaconda came and slept on my head.

sleeping is such a good idea
not so good when your stabbed by a spear
when in pain and your hurting
imagine all the blood your spurting

Spurting out like a fountain onto the ground
the little drops of blood are really round
im starting to lose consciouness and im feeling faint
i knew i shouldnt have started sniffing paint

paint takes a long time to dry
but you'll see it before you die
so don't give up lying around
go somewhere your not bound

bound and gaged i like it that way
specaily when i get whiped..what else can i say
without turning this into somthing obscene
i must rememebr this in PG 13

if anyones to young to come on here
then they should immediatly disappear
if they should not obey
stick them on top of a pile of hay

hay YOu, are you old enough to scorn
old enough to watch adult/animal porn
if so , your a dirty perv and should rot
go back to drinking milk in your Cot

cots are for babies
they may even give you rabies
if you become infected
be prepared to be disected

disection,not for the tame
infact i think its really lame
cutting up Aliens just for a laugh
ooopss sorry i just did a fart 😑

farting gives of such a stink
but its not as worse as wearing pink
uneeklyconfused likes milking guys
maybe we should all give a sigh

Sighs out loud, who told you that !
thats just rubbish, its a load of cr@p
it was jsut that once and he didnt complain
in fact i think ill do it again!

I gave a sigh and I gave blood too,
while watching The Smurfs and Scooby-Doo.
I was drinking beer the entire time,
like twelve Coronas with salt and lime!
🍺

don't forget this is PG13
not for us too make such a scene
when its late at night
we can do what we like