Luke Cage vs The Russian

Started by jplatinum3 pages

That atl.
Its wild
Got that acc, that sec.
Got all that.

I know some people from philli.
Its all right.

can i come and visit u?

I don't know 'bout all that, cuz.

common JP....please.....i am around 6"5 and i had training in the israeli army.....i can protect u.....so u wont get hit by cars.and shit

fine dude i will just visit someone else...... 😖hifty:

You can't visit him cause then he'll have to prove that he can lift a 400 pound boulder with ease.

Originally posted by jplatinum
That atl.
Its wild
Got that acc, that sec.
Got all that.

I know some people from philli.
Its all right.

Yo sharrty you from the -A- too.What part.

Hey, Rob. Bankhead, man.
This that place, man.

anyway, Kharma, that was soooo funny 😆 NOT!!!!!
Now make my sammich!

Now that was funny!
😆

Lameass!
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

[Rolls over on the floor laughing cause Kharma is lame dude.]

Chappelle: "I'm rich *****!"
😆

so JP can i visit please.....?

Originally posted by jplatinum
Hey, Rob. Bankhead, man.
This that place, man.

anyway, Kharma, that was soooo funny 😆 NOT!!!!!
Now make my sammich!

Now that was funny!
😆

Lameass!
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

[Rolls over on the floor laughing cause Kharma is lame dude.]

Chappelle: "I'm rich *****!"
😆

What didn't you find funny, the reference to the fact that you stated you could lift a 400 pound boulder with ease, or the fact that I think that you would never put yourself in a situation where you'd have to prove such ludicrous statements?

Posting little laughing smilies after, what seems to be an attempt at, trying to be funny does not a humorous statement make. You seem to think you are funny, but you're not. So I have to deduce that you probably aren't the bad ass that you think you are either.

Keep posting though, cause you are damn entertaining, not for the reasons you think you are, but entertaining nonetheless.

Originally posted by jplatinum
Hey, Rob. Bankhead, man.
This that place, man.

anyway, Kharma, that was soooo funny 😆 NOT!!!!!
Now make my sammich!

Now that was funny!
😆

Lameass!
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

[Rolls over on the floor laughing cause Kharma is lame dude.]

Chappelle: "I'm rich *****!"
😆

Are you sure you are from the ATL I don't know allot of people from the -A- that will say the word DUDE.

Originally posted by colossus17
it is like diamonds.......

His skin is unbreakable. That's his gig.

😎

hmm well i dont know what the hell was just being talked about no insult i really dont but i think the Russion wins?

Originally posted by jplatinum
Hey, Rob. Bankhead, man.
This that place, man.

anyway, Kharma, that was soooo funny 😆 NOT!!!!!
Now make my sammich!

Now that was funny!
😆

Lameass!
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

[Rolls over on the floor laughing cause Kharma is lame dude.]

Chappelle: "I'm rich *****!"
😆

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punisher beat the russian, i think luke could do it

Originally posted by jplatinum
The Russian is a super assassin with superstrength and nigh invulnerbility equal to about half that of post crisis supes.
Man, it took a f@#kin' nuke to put that man down.
Do you know how powerful a nuke is.
I'd run like hell(even though I couldn't get away.)
Man, I'd probably wet myself if somebody said they were finna drop a nuke or some sh#t. Yes, and I'm a mofo who usually ain't scared of almost nothing. Been hit by car, stabbed, had shot gun pinted at point blank at me(with cartridge in it), and fought multiple opponents, and ran past a train track while the train was coming at me(from like 30 yards away, but I won't f#$k with a nuke.
That shit is powerful.(see ww2)

The awesomeness that only a true student of Master Roshi, sorry I mean Dan😕 Would dare say🙂

Yeah I trained with dan and learned like 5 martial arts plus I read comics and I learned xman style and I got like, secret black belts that they only give real masters, not that stuff they hand out to 12 year olds after 5 years of kicking and chopping bricks, yo. Then i went to japan and I trained in like sand so my skin is hard and once i shot a shotgun at myself because i was bored and i cought all the bullets and my friend was like DAMN and i was like yeah im kung fu like that yo.