for the love of god help me!

Yep, I say sew it up.

tis better to confess and take the rap ✅

I burnt a hole in my bedroom carpet when I was about 14 and managed to hide it for about 3 months before my mum and dad found it - boy did I get a proper roasting! cry

I must admit if I'm forced to practice in the house I use my bokken! 😉

Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
wtf 🤨 are you talkin about you gettin abused i would run away if thats the way you mean it lol

im just so tired of always being put down for how worthless i am. i'd love to take a few punches than always feel like shit.

Well if they say anything, just go "Holy shit! How did that get there."

...and blame it on the cat?😐

Yeah, why not? Do you have a cat? Make two more cuts on either side of the one you already made 😉

that was sarcasm...

...i dont believe it ...this has to be one of my most darkest moments and yet you all laugh it up as a goddamn joke!

Originally posted by TrAnCeDuO
that was sarcasm...

...i dont believe it ...this has to be one of my most darkest moments and yet you all laugh it up as a goddamn joke!

thats because i find your situation funny and very similar to something i once did 😆

I KNOW it was sarcasm, but you COULD blame it on the cat.

Hey Trance, you can also try to super glue it closed by squirting some glue between the slit, then scrape the excess glue with a scraper, like a dust pan or something. Then, if you can find matching paint, lightly dab some paint to hide the texture of the glue. Ink might work too.

thats crazy enough to work but i dont know where i can find some superglue thats clear and not eye-catching

Spread an Afghan or blanket over it. Walk away whistling. whistling

Just no matter what, deny that it was your fault, and claim you have no idea how it happened.

Find a bum. Kill him with the Katana. Drag his corpse to the couch (make sure you don't get blood on anything but the couch or it will show that he was killed and dragged there). Position him so that it looks like you stabbed through him and into the couch. When your parents get home, explain that he broke into your house and attacked you. You stabbed him in self defense and cut the couch. The couch will be the least of their worries.

btw: Don't get so offended that people find the situation funny. Heck, I've ripped my couch too.

Originally posted by TrAnCeDuO
i know...i know...

but i rather get the shit beaten out of me rather than be verbally abused again.

Originally posted by Myth

btw: Don't get so offended that people find the situation funny. Heck, I've ripped my couch too.

Mist is right, I cut up couches with my katana all the time.

By Jove there isnt a day that goes by where I dont cut up my couches.

I thought I was the only one who cut up my couch with a kantana!

Seriously tho...I'd sew it. If you take your time and do it right, your parents prolly won't even know it.

Hms..>Super glue.

um..if you tell they might take your katana away, and that won't be nice soo...just dont tell? 😄 😄