Theres a small boy outside my window with torn up clothes and hes shivering · The Off-Topic Forum

SlipknoT Restricted

Theres a small boy outside my window with torn up clothes and hes shivering

And hes looking at me funny when while I'm eating my steak, Maybe I should throw some rocks at him, or chase him away with a bat...

Mist Senior Member

slip....let your brother back inside😄

shyguy gone crazy

😆 i recomend the bat idea 😄

SlipknoT Restricted

Hes really skinny to

ChickinMeat Senior Member

place a plate of food down, then throw rocks at him when he tries to eat it, test his endurance

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by ChickinMeat
place a plate of food down, then throw rocks at him when he tries to eat it, test his endurance

I know, i'll put some food out there and when he comes and gets it I'll bash him with a baseball bat from the window and throw rocks at him when hes down

Mist Senior Member

😆

Slayer XxX < insert random comment >

Hit him before he pisses on your house and claims that your house is his territory

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by Slayer XxX
Hit him before he pisses on your house and claims that your house is his territory

I'll cut of his dick if he does that 😠

Imaginary blinded

Tie him up in the basement.

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by Imaginary
Tie him up in the basement.

And skin parts of his body? and sodomize him with a broomstick? 😈

Imaginary blinded

If you want 😛

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Are you sure it's a little boy, and not Gollum?

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Are you sure it's a little boy, and not Gollum?

😂 No, Gollum and I are cool these days, he dosent hang around here anymore

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Originally posted by SlipknoT
😂 No, Gollum and I are cool these days, he dosent hang around here anymore

I'm glad you two settled your differences. Did he ever give you that ring back that he took? 😮

SlipknoT Restricted

No, It fell in some Volcano 🙁

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo

I'm sorry to hear that. 🙁

Ken Kenobi Senior Member

Go give him a Stone Cold Stunner. 😐

SlipknoT Restricted

Yowza! Kmc is dull these days

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Go give him a Stone Cold Stunner. 😐

😆 And Then maybe the mandible Claw 😈