Smaug V.s Puff, The Magic Dragon

Started by sauron3 pages

Smaug V.s Puff, The Magic Dragon

one was the mighty terror of erebor

one lived by the sea

who would win this mighty battle

my money is on puff.....handbags at dawn!

puff puff puff!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woo!!!!!!!
he rules.......... 😄

Puff cuz he would blind smag with smoke 😄

You know some theorize that the song "puff the magic dragon" was not about a dragon at all...

...in fact it was about the usage of drugs...Illegal ones !

Dun dun dunnnnnnnn

OMG!!!!

Tune in next week, for something even more shocking than AD ruining a timless kids song by adulterating it.....

yes i heard it was specifically pot and in more pg rated versions legal cigarettes

Originally posted by sauron
OMG!!!!

Tune in next week, for something even more shocking than AD ruining a timless kids song by adulterating it.....

I didn't ruin it...that is the truth...listen to the words man....

Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee

Little Jackie Paper
Loved that rascal Puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax
And other fancy stuff. Oh!

Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee

Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee

Together they would travel
On a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched
On Puff's gigantic tail

Noble kings and princes
Would bow whene'er they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag
When Puff roared out his name. Oh!

Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee

A dragon lives forever
But not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings
Make way for other toys.

One grey night it happened,
Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon,
He ceased his fealess roar.

His head was bent in sorrow,
Green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play
Along the cherry lane.

Without his life-long friend,
Puff could not be brave,
So Puff that mighty dragon
Sadly slipped into his cave. Oh!

(Sing Chorus Softly)

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee

(Sing Chorus Loudly)

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee

lol so he shouted PUFF at pirates *looks at jack sparrow* he was onto something !

didnt they make a kids show about puff and jakie paper

If you were looking for the Opportune moment Mate....that was it !

😛

Originally posted by azszhz
didnt they make a kids show about puff and jakie paper

Why yes they did !

And all the stoners...or druggies used to watch the show and get a hoot out of it....

lol, im rather worried that AD knows all this

i know some of it cuz i had this friend when i was like 3 that loved this show i couldn't stop laughing for days when i found out it was about drugs

¿so AD how do you know about this?

Originally posted by azszhz
i know some of it cuz i had this friend when i was like 3 that loved this show i couldn't stop laughing for days when i found out it was about drugs

¿so AD how do you know about this?

My Dad actually told me about it...I don't know from personal experience...but my parents were products of the 60's...and I am sure they both took a hit from the magic dragon a few times...

...probably explains as to why I am the way that I am !

lol!

well my parents weren't of the 60's but lets just say if i want to get hooked up all i have to do is walk into a surtent closet

puff would defienitly put up a good fight

he would kick some total ass

Okay...so where is this conv. going ????