Superman's problem in bed

OK I heard that has a skin tight force shield around his body stop him from felling almost every thing that touches him.This has to suck for his sex life I mean he can't feel pu$$y CAT<> cat can he even really have kidsraygunblowup.Can he pee in the toilet1eye💃 horse

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The aura stimulates his sensation receptors. He still feels pleasure.

Originally posted by Draco69
The aura stimulates his sensation receptors. He still feels pleasure.

what he said... he feels everything... he's just invulnerable...

How do you know so me proof did you sleep with him show me the issue number lol and are you saying he is g@y I always new it look at all the signs the underwear the gayness.But if his shield stops any thing like bullets from touching him then how does he feel whats not touching him.

It's like people throwing pieces of grass at you. You feel it yet it doesn't hurt you. Understand?

i'd say is more like water.... you can easyly (is this written ok?) penetrate the surface with a finger or your whole palm, but it's harder if you throw a punch, it depends how fast and hard you punch it.... sometimes it hurts you.

I think his invulnerble gametes and super powered ejaculation would be more of a problem.

Yeah. I always wondered how lois copes with his super powered ejectulation

somehow i think this is a triple x thread. 🤘

Originally posted by eleveninches
Yeah. I always wondered how lois copes with his super powered ejectulation

Theoritically it should go right through Lois. His penile muscles are about as strong as his other muscles so when it launchs the ejaculation it should be REALLY fast.

Yup and as his sperm is a produduct of mieosis and his carring haploid, mosaic/shuffled adult DNA you would expect said gamete cells to have an aura of invulnarability. ergo they would be a bit like invulnerable bullets fired at super/hypersonic speeds.

I seem to remember a discourse on this from the 70's by Larry Niven (Sci Fi writer) and here it is:-

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

Maybe he uses a promethium condom...

Originally posted by whirlysplat
Yup and as his sperm is a produduct of mieosis and his carring haploid, mosaic/shuffled adult DNA you would expect said gamete cells to have an aura of invulnarability. ergo they would be a bit like invulnerable bullets fired at super/hypersonic speeds.

his secret weapon...

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Originally posted by alexanderluthor
somehow i think this is a triple x thread. 🤘

Yeah might as well call it "Superman: XXX Edition" lol,

couldnt he do it with someone more close to his durability level? like say he decided to have sex with wonderwoman? or supergirl (btw she is not superman's cousin he just calls her his cousin)? or big barda? there alot of very powerful women to consider!

you all also forget that all his five senses are heightened beyond human extent, so if anything he probably gets more out sex than anyone.....Daredevil is the only onne who could probably relate to him😆

Originally posted by goku-vs-superma
couldnt he do it with someone more close to his durability level? like say he decided to have sex with wonderwoman? or supergirl (btw she is not superman's cousin he just calls her his cousin)? or big barda? there alot of very powerful women to consider!

the new supergirl is really his cousin

its funny you mention the two cuz every major esleworld title always show supes hooking with either WW or barda, also he could ease up in Maxima.

but is shit comes to shit tho while doing Lois he could just release in his hand and then insert it lois later......😆 but on the other hand he told lana that he was afriad to have kids becuase in his words " can you just imagine a kid with just 1/10 of my power kicking around in a woman's stomach?"