Had a crazy messed up day.Did you?

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Had a crazy messed up day.Did you?

It started off innocently enough.I get drunk tuesday night and stay drunk through wednesday.Me and my two buddies take a cruise in the jeep with the top down.
JR,the driver of this trip,informs me and my buddy Bill about this little creek trail he knows that we can take and just ride around.
So after about 45 minutes we finaly get their.Bill gets out of the jeep to piss and me and JR go down this small hill into the creek,leaving bill on the side of the dirt road.(we should of thought more about that huge white house with the two supescious people watching us)

We go across this small stream and go up another hill.
On both sides of this field if a very thick wooded area.You couldn't see it from the road at all.(little did we know it at that moment but we had landed in a marijuana field!).
They were sprouting every were!probably five acres easy.
I tell JR."we need to get out of here.There's probably a crazy ass farmer who's gonna try to kill us.
Me and him end up turniing around and going back into the stream.
Much to are horror, we see a scary image returing to the stream.
At the hill were we left bill, we see are good friend Bill holding his head and yelling realy loud.We then see another figure with a huge ass dog acting wildly.
This guy (later dubbed the incredible inbred),was holding a huge ass rock in his hand and was looming over Bill.

what was on the sandwich?

did u guys take some marijuaina?

Me and JR watch bill stray off back onto the stray road and this inbred hick of nature comes after us.JR grabs the shifter and gets ready to run over this sick bastard!
For some reason, however,JR doesn't run over him but allows him to get next to the jeep.(I don't know why but my adrenaline wasn't even pumping.Realy never does though until something major happens but at the time i didn't see much of a threat).

He starts cussing.Most of it we couldn't make out though.Only,"you little bastards in my field!This guy had no upper teeth and his eyes were disformed.JR throws off his hat and sun glasses confronting him.They exchange some words and then me and the inbred exchange some words.He then informs us his buddy is up above the stream and if we try anything we are getting shot.I started to worry a little,mainly about bill.I thought the gun thing might have been a bluff but whatever.
We found their field and they were pissed.
Jr floors it and we get out of their.This guy was on some serious drugs to.I mean some serious shit.We find bill and get him and get the hell out of their.

I am being completely serious.
It was messed up.

No we didin't take any.We are drug free.

just like a good horror movie!...awww

Wow... that does sound like it was really messed up

It was weird.
Their are true backwards hicks out their.
Yeah it was like a horror movie in a way.
It was kind of funny though seeing bill yelling out,hurry lets get the f#$k outta here!

do you guys even know where you were?

yeah.JR knows the exact spot.Later my cousin said we need to go back and realy **** with their minds

Lol, you do that then

Originally posted by mr.smiley
yeah.JR knows the exact spot.Later my cousin said we need to go back and realy **** with their minds

u should
i would 🙁

I want to.I hope they do to.
It's either take matters into are own hands or call the cops.

we past a cop though and he flick his light on for a brief second and then turned them off.
Might have been a mistake or maybe he was in on it.

I still can't belive it actualy happend!
Inbred hicks growing pot and terrorizing youths!

i'd probably bring some ammunition before i'd go back there again

do you mind if i tell what happened to me a year ago..😄

I though about it.
At least a stun gun or a tranqulizier gun if i find one.
They hold a gunshow every weekend not even three minutes from my house

Go right ahead.

Yes, tell us what happened! 😄

My day was slightly ****ed up.

I got a call saying I have to move today, I wasn't even nearly finished packing all of my things and they wanted me moved today. It puts me at an inconvenience since I will be off the net for a while and without a phone.

I didn't move shit though, 😛.

This afternoon I was hanging around with some co-workers and I am ****ing wasted at the moment. I drank like 4 or 5 beers in a short time span. I'm coming off of the buzz, but I'm still tipsy.

We got into a big ass water balloon fight too, lots of fun.