Batman vs Galactus

Started by whirlysplat4 pages
Originally posted by Zahit
Galactus is cool.
Coolest cosmic character by far.
He will now proceed to eat your home planet......

The concept of anyone surviving universal death is..................................................silly

so are...............................................................super-heroes in general.

Originally posted by eleveninches
Batman could invent an 'anti-galactus' device.
I mean, reed managed to do it, so why can't bruce

because he's not Reed

Originally posted by eleveninches
Batman could invent an 'anti-galactus' device.
I mean, reed managed to do it, so why can't bruce

Because Reed is a better inventor than Batman.

Are you sure? I mean that Batman has invented many stupid bat-shaped/named objects that have entertained us over the years.

Originally posted by Zahit
so are...............................................................super-heroes in general.

😄 True but surviving either the big crunch or universal entropy............................thats extremely silly 🙂

HaHAHAHAH

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Are you sure? I mean that Batman has invented many stupid bat-shaped/named objects that have entertained us over the years.

Classic line "Batman has invented many stupid bat-shaped/named objects that have entertained us over the years"

😄

Originally posted by whirlysplat
😄 True but surviving either the big crunch or universal entropy............................thats extremely silly 🙂

what will happen to me later today for cinco de mayo......................will be extremely silly.....

Originally posted by Zahit
what will happen to me later today for cinco de mayo......................will be extremely silly.....

Well enjoy it then 😉

i may get so wasted i might eat a planet or somehow survive universal entropy.

Originally posted by Zahit
i may get so wasted i might eat a planet or somehow survive universal entropy.

I usually eat a kebab when totally wasted (kebabs are a British urban institution) and taste like shit!!!

batman takes it.....wtf is wrong with u......his car can go 100's of miles per hour..and is bullet proof wtf.....what can galactus do?

How much preptime does Galactus get ?

Oh about 5 Billion years or so 😱

Batman: "Galactus, you shall have one hour to surrender, or I shall use my best weapons to kill you, you murderer of billions..."

ZAP! *Galactus destroys the planet where Batman happens to stand*

Galactus: "Next!"

Originally posted by eleveninches
Batman could invent an 'anti-galactus' device.
I mean, reed managed to do it, so why can't bruce

I don't think Reed invented one so much as he had Johnny steal it from Galactus' ship.

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
I don't think Reed invented one so much as he had Johnny steal it from Galactus' ship.

So Batman can make Robin steal it!

Genious! Batman can use Robin to distract Galactus so he can himself flee to the nearest galaxy. Anyone, even the mighty Galactus would be distracted by an little human boy in bright underwear, trying to steal an planet-destroying device.

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
I don't think Reed invented one so much as he had Johnny steal it from Galactus' ship.

actually reed richards only had a "shell" or an imitation that LOOKED like the ultimate nullfier. the watcher (i dunno how to spell his name) then stopped galactus from reading reeds mind, so he couldnt call his bluff. hence the watcher breaking thier oath. otherwise galactus would have consumed earth.

If Batman had the aid of every DC hero on the planet, weeks of preptime, and Galactus was incredibly weakened, sure I can see it.

If not, then Batman is f**ed