Does Anakin burn his tadger in the lava?

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If I followed that rate, I'd have made 1000 threads already.

Best thread ever 😂

any pics?

this is about the gayest thread ever, i mean who really cares if anakin burnt his tradger off?

No. He falls in lava, and a forcefield protects his dong from the intense heat. Vader is essentially a mangled torso, a head, and another head. Now let's discuss what type of deodorant the Jedi use: Old Spice from Kessel or Hoth Froth

It would be cool if the Jedi got like Nike sponsorships and stuff, lightsabers designed by Oakley, Reebok etc...

dude with the ease it is in the star wars universe to replace a hand you honesty don't think you can replace burnt toast with whole wheat bread?

Yeah well this thread says much about the level of intelligence in here.

nah....just the noobs😛

i am sorry but i think its quite funny. who needs to take everything so seriosley all the time?

you know i actually wondered if vader eats...

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
you know i actually wondered if vader eats...

See! Now that's a good question. 😄

.... I wonder if he prefers light meat or dark meat? 🙄

He eats endless supplies of those pears that are insanely easy to cut

I don 't think Vader actually eats

Vader is human, remember? Humans have to eat.

Funny you should ask this question. I've heard that in a small revision made to the script, now instead of saying to Obie-Wan "I HATE YOU!" before he dies, Anakin now says "Damn my DICK IS BEING BURNED OFF!"

no wonder he's so evil.

🤨 Did I land in alternative Star Wars forum? 🤨

Vader eats ( he takes his helmet off in his chamber; his mouth is not burnt and is accessible around the breathing tubes; if his tadger's burnt (love the Brit terms!), then he sits down and does his thing femme style. I doubt Sidious cared enough about him to rebuild. How did I get locked into this discussion...someone stop me before I think this whole thing through! 🤪

Funny thread, but i dont think he even eats, i think he is mainly a robot with a brain... he and Robocop should hook up and do therapy together on this subject...

Moderator's Note

I notice some of you have been reporting this thread, so to let the record be known...

I'm not closing this thread just because it is ridiculous. I find it quite funny and it's a good question, even though it was worded in such a childish way. 😛

Not ALL the threads can be serious and be about new news. Have fun people less than 2 weeks away!!!!!!!1111one!one11!