Cool Ways

OK. SO there is this really annoying girl in my english class. Funky knows what I'm talking about... Aayways I was hoping everyone creativity could kick in and give me some funny ways to possibly kill her! I do not plan on doing so but I just hate her so much!!!

Pour acid chemicals down her anus

say she smells bad...then when she puts some perfume on, light a match and throw it on her😱

Originally posted by Mist
say she smells bad...then when she puts some perfume on, light a match and throw it on her😱

perfect 😛

Originally posted by Slayer XxX
Pour acid chemicals down her anus

Do you mean anus as in a$$hole?

😐 no he means anus as in the god of nintendo.

Originally posted by La Vierge
Do you mean anus as in a$$hole?

Well thats the only anus that I can think of. The anus that you discreat human waste from, the anus that you use after eating mexican food, the anus that girls have objects jammed up in it...

I can do it quick and clean if you know what I mean sniper

rig up a catapult under her seat 😉

Originally posted by Slayer XxX
Well thats the only anus that I can think of. The anus that you discreat human waste from, the anus that you use after eating mexican food, the anus that girls have objects jammed up in it...

I repeat that I hate the girl. I am so not about to pull down her pants!

put hair spray in her hair and the set her hair on fire.

Hmm well just make an endless tape of the szenes of Jar Jar Binks in Episode I + II and let here watch it...she should be dead in aboot 5 minutes. Its very cruel though...I don't even think people like Hitler deserve this kind of punishment

Originally posted by Mist
say she smells bad...then when she puts some perfume on, light a match and throw it on her😱

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I can do it quick and clean if you know what I mean sniper

become president or prime minister...round up her and everyone like her, put them on a small desterted island and then nuke them..

use a compass to carve incisions all around her,then peel off her skin and watch her haemorage.

Originally posted by La Vierge
OK. SO there is this really annoying girl in my english class. Funky knows what I'm talking about... Aayways I was hoping everyone creativity could kick in and give me some funny ways to possibly kill her! I do not plan on doing so but I just hate her so much!!!

Get her into trouble so she gets a dention.JM 😈

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Get her into trouble so she gets a dention.JM 😈

So far Jackie's is the only logical one...Besides mt english teacher is mean so she would gove her hell...

beat her to death with novels..they have sharp pointy corners..

Lock her up in a compressing chamber... you know the rest.

Humiliate her. Pull down her pants, pull off her shirt, seduce her an videotape it, shove somethign down her throat s