"I regret losing my virginity 2 A fat girl"
HAHAHAHAHAH ohhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooo!
"I regret that I was too drunk to 'rise to attention' with a particularly BIG breasted young lady at university...Oh well..."
I feel ya there,,,,except there were two well endowed girls.....and i wasn't drunk....just nervous as hell...stupid, stupid, stupid!