Okay here are Surfers powers: He possesses the Power Cosmic (an energy source capable of almost any feat imaginable) and weilds a near indestructable Surfboard that travels faster than the speed of light.
His power cosmic is so powerful that it's difficult to find a good fight against Surfer because he can do and has done just about anything.
Matter-manipulation, the power reserves of stars, traveling at lightspeed, ability to endow himself with Class 100 strength, a resistanance to telepathy, ability to stand at the center of a super-nova without breaking a sweat, energy manipulation powers allowing him to absorb almost any type of energy... and that's not even all of his powers
And at one point it was believed (but never proven) that Surfer could stop time and create life. (these two "powers" don't count in arguments, though)
Would he be able to defeat the "uber team" that the original post has? No of coarse not. But...
It's not that there are "fanboys" here that think no one can beat Surfer, it is Quite simply: He's a pretty powerful guy.