ESB Yoda vs. R2-D2

Now in ESB Yoda (armed with stick) fights Artoo. Who would win?

R2 of course... He is clearly superior to Yoda. He would just shock Yoda to dead

But Yoda is suprising vicous with his stick

A stick would not destroy a tin can

No, but it would rattle his components lose.

And remember Yoda is also armed with torch

But he doesn't have wheels

Yoda could absorb R2's lightning, after all, it can't be mor powerful than Sidious's is. Then he could force toss him into the swamp.

I suppose, but R2-d2 would just get spit out of the swamp again and squash Yoda when he landed.

Yoda could meditate and lift R2 into the air like he did the X-wing and see what happens to a droid in the upper atmosphere.

He comes back and shoots Yoda in the ass?

Yoda.

omg. this thread was not supposed to be a serious fight between them. Plus how do we know can still u.se force lightning at his age

rofl, i love when ppl take posts like this seriously. no shit its yoda.

But Artoo could blind yoda with his lil hand light, then smoke yodas ass with his jetpack or whatever

then artoo will poke yoda in the eye with the nifty drinks holder in the side of his head, then yoda would attack him with the ladle from his hut
its just stupid

Exactly... R2 would own

Artoo would plug his "penis" into Yoda and download all of his information.
I swear if there's a robot that gets a lot of ass, it's R2-D2

Yoda would get whooped so bad it wouldn't even be funny. I even have proof of it!!! Check out the link. R2 is the true chosen one!

http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/r2.html

lmao

I love that site! Its just too bad they don't have some more...