Storytime: Vadar vs. Jesus

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Storytime: Vadar vs. Jesus

While Jesus was walking to his house one night, out of the darkness he hears a voice." Hello, my fellow chosen one."
"Who are you my brother?" asks Jesus. Vader replies," I am Darth Vadar, from Tatooine. Now, Jesus, you must die." Vadar ignites his lightsabre, with the red glow from it asscending on his dark mask." This is the day you ill die."
"Please reconsider Vadar, and follow the righteous path, God's path."
"YOU STUPID HIPPIE!!! I'M NOT GUNNA LISTEN TO SOME JEW!!!!"

Vadar rsuhes out Jesus and starts to come down with his lightabre. Jesus just stands there, without moving. And then he says," I will pray for you when you go to hell."

Then, suddenly, two angels descend on Darth Vadar with their flaming swords. Vadar tris to dodge them, but then they disappear.

But he feels through the force he is not safe. Then suddenly, he feels a weird sensation in his groin area and then his penis and his testacles fall out fo his suit. Vadar falls to the ground crying. When he gets up, he finds himself in the middle of a field with Playboy models surrounding him. But alas, he was in a glass bubble, forever tormented. He could not masturbate or have sex forever.

THE END

Why teh **** would Vader fight Jesus.And how would he find earth.Also,Jesus was crucified 2005 years ago.

Thats not right..lol....Jesus wouldnt do that to someone...lol.....oh geez...uggg ...poor vader...wait a minute didnt he burn his jewels off in the lava already?....LMAO.....

Originally posted by Otaku_Sith
Why teh **** would Vader fight Jesus.And how would he find earth.Also,Jesus was crucified 2005 years ago.

and why does he lose his penis and testikils

Maybe they hadnt fallen off yet after they got burnt in the lava just kinda hanging there by a few burnt threads...lol.. but when came to earth to attack Jesus...he found that gravity was greater on earth and caused them to fall off...LMAO....Jesus told him he would pray for him when he went to hell....didnt he notice Vader had already made trip there once...ROFLMAO....okay I ll quit Ive had my fun with this one...

bedtime anyway L8R!

Originally posted by SithKiller
bedtime anyway L8R!

what time is it in the USA anyways

Jesus should get his red lightsaber out!

Dude, Jesus wouldn't torture Vader

Hm. I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Stupid, God tortured Vadar.

How can you accuse the lord of something such terrible?

How not? Did you see all the things he did in the Old Testament... And then there is that entire hell thing

This is really stange is god suppose to be an entity of the force or did god create the force or did the force create god

This thread shoudn't exist.

This is possibly the worst thread ive ever seen and thats saying something 😂

Just a few small notes, #1 Jesus wasnt crucified 2005 yrs ago, he was born 2005 yrs ago he died more like 1977yrs ago. #2 Jesus didnt do anything in the old testament, God did, Jesus is the son of God how was not born yet for the events of the old testament. #3 Jesus is not God but part of the Holy Trinity of God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. With that said, I would choose Jesus over Vader....Mechanical Vader that is, now ROTS Vader, it would be closer but Good always wins over Evil.. so still Jesus

Also may I say in closing, that this thread has exhibited some of the worst spelling ever seen on KMC I mean come on ppl your on a star wars board and you spell Vader VadAr, and its testicles not testikills. I dont even know what to say at this point besides SPELL CHECK!!!!!!!! 😈

I don't know which is worse: this thread, or that someone finds the spelling in the thread worse than the thread itself.

I bestow the crappy thread award on my own thread.

Originally posted by SithSpy
Just a few small notes, #1 Jesus wasnt crucified 2005 yrs ago, he was born 2005 yrs ago he died more like 1977yrs ago. #2 Jesus didnt do anything in the old testament, God did, Jesus is the son of God how was not born yet for the events of the old testament. #3 Jesus is not God but part of the Holy Trinity of God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. With that said, I would choose Jesus over Vader....Mechanical Vader that is, now ROTS Vader, it would be closer but Good always wins over Evil.. so still Jesus

Also may I say in closing, that this thread has exhibited some of the worst spelling ever seen on KMC I mean come on ppl your on a star wars board and you spell Vader VadAr, and its testicles not testikills. I dont even know what to say at this point besides SPELL CHECK!!!!!!!! 😈


look the crucifieng part my mistake,but we didn´t say Jesus did anything in the Old Testament.And your really religious ,aren´t you.