Storytime: Vadar vs. Jesus
While Jesus was walking to his house one night, out of the darkness he hears a voice." Hello, my fellow chosen one."
"Who are you my brother?" asks Jesus. Vader replies," I am Darth Vadar, from Tatooine. Now, Jesus, you must die." Vadar ignites his lightsabre, with the red glow from it asscending on his dark mask." This is the day you ill die."
"Please reconsider Vadar, and follow the righteous path, God's path."
"YOU STUPID HIPPIE!!! I'M NOT GUNNA LISTEN TO SOME JEW!!!!"
Vadar rsuhes out Jesus and starts to come down with his lightabre. Jesus just stands there, without moving. And then he says," I will pray for you when you go to hell."
Then, suddenly, two angels descend on Darth Vadar with their flaming swords. Vadar tris to dodge them, but then they disappear.
But he feels through the force he is not safe. Then suddenly, he feels a weird sensation in his groin area and then his penis and his testacles fall out fo his suit. Vadar falls to the ground crying. When he gets up, he finds himself in the middle of a field with Playboy models surrounding him. But alas, he was in a glass bubble, forever tormented. He could not masturbate or have sex forever.
THE END