me and edit

Also, I've just read the entire thread.

I've fallen off my chair 😂

Originally posted by Dregh
I've fallen off my chair

Good, did you break lots of bones?

Sadly, no

You're cute dregh! I'll let you live...this time.

Originally posted by RobBo
You're cute dregh! I'll let you live...this time.

I didn't even edit that post and it's already GAY

Originally posted by Dregh
I didn't even edit that post and it's already GAY

Don't push your luck kid......

so.... is there gonna be a wedding or what?

I dunno but I would like to give this guy, scarlet, some of my special cockroach poison aka STH.

🤨 why???

Uhh...ehh.

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Am I a nobody? Wow...really?

😱 I should've seen those names on your sig before asking.....Clovie in red letters naughty... she's sweet 😉

Oh but she's no longer available so she's black like the rest now 🙂

Originally posted by Dregh
I dunno but I would like to give this guy, scarlet, some of my special cockroach poison aka STH.

😑 what i do?

Originally posted by Vampiree
during moments like this.. i'm damn happy to have the (almost) perfect husband 😊 he cooks, he cleans, irons clothes, washes dishes... and 😖hifty: he's HOT! 😄😄😄

Sounds just like me, only I'm not married. Oh yeah, and I don't iron. Here's a PULP song.

Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Pelvis
My thanks to Lulu for this transcription

Save me from my own hand
Oooooooh
Set the controls for the heart of the pelvis
Haven't you heard my name rhymes with Elvis?
And one thing I know is this
That your mouth is telling me to give you a big kiss
Now my guard's down
Save me from my own hand
Ahhhhhh
Can't you see what's on offer?
yeah babe it's going cheap today
I enter a room and all the girls say
"C'mon Jarv, can I be the first?
You make us so hot we feel we're gonna burst"
Now my guard's down
Oh yeah
So please
So please
Don't leave me alone in this double bed
It smells of damp towels and asthma inhalers
Say you're gonna call back later
Save me from these glossy photographs
Save me from my mother's laugh
Save me
Now my guard's down
That's right girls
That's right girls
Save me from my own hand
Oh yeah
Do you know how much
I want you?
Don't stop

very good

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Sounds just like me, only I'm not married. Oh yeah, and I don't iron. Here's a PULP song.

Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Pelvis
My thanks to Lulu for this transcription

Save me from my own hand
Oooooooh
Set the controls for the heart of the pelvis
Haven't you heard my name rhymes with Elvis?
And one thing I know is this
That your mouth is telling me to give you a big kiss
Now my guard's down
Save me from my own hand
Ahhhhhh
Can't you see what's on offer?
yeah babe it's going cheap today
I enter a room and all the girls say
"C'mon Jarv, can I be the first?
You make us so hot we feel we're gonna burst"
Now my guard's down
Oh yeah
So please
So please
Don't leave me alone in this double bed
It smells of damp towels and asthma inhalers
Say you're gonna call back later
Save me from these glossy photographs
Save me from my mother's laugh
Save me
Now my guard's down
That's right girls
That's right girls
Save me from my own hand
Oh yeah
Do you know how much
I want you?
Don't stop

your a good singer wonna be in my band? 😄 😆

sweeeeeeeeeet! 😱