exanda kane
Senior Member
LOL. We had a bigger Empire than you. Hahah. You could say the real 'Empire'. Reducing the world to slavery in a day's work. Huh . . .
Anyways, I suppose that isn't really a good thing. Stop the gay jokes man, are you in denial or something. I mean, plastering yourself with Maul pictures; you need help.
Now let me propose something, aquire a girlfriend. Their really good and somewhat underrated I say. They can do everything for, yes everything. I mean you seem to have a rather large store of suspicously camp and disturbing pictures, I suggest you get rid of them and get like a few pictures from 'mens magazines', no more Spiderman comics for you my twisted little friend.
Another suggestion, supplant the picture of Darth Maul you've probably got on your desktop background and get a nice big picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar or someone else, or something more to your taste, like Carrie FIsher or Natalie Portman.
Maybe you could even live a balanced life like me, see your girlfriend, go to college and mess about, talk to some women and mates, then you play some sport. Y'know sport like football or Rugby, not 'your' football which doesnt even involve your feet. Play with some friends or something, or work out. I wouldn't suggest beach volleyball though, I've never tried it but there are some really bent scenes in Top Gun, when the men play volleyball, I suspect your a fan right?
Or you could Surf, surfing's good, Skateboarding's a little dull but it's all good. Then you could come home and surf the internet, downloading everything you come across. Then you can spend an hour or two in secluded geekiness, a trend of yours I feel. See, it's not that hard.
So next time, you try to piece together an insult, yank, remember; Darth Maul wants to be left alone. . .