All conversations resemble the first one...
Dimitri: Fred, Why Are you Wearing A Ring?
Myself: Becasue I am Maried
Dimitri: Your Married!?
Fred: Yes.
Dimitri: Oh. With who?
Fred: A Girl That lives accross the continent. She actaully mailed me this ring.
(By this point they either think that i am being to sarcastic to tel the truth, or just Bull ittying them, so the walk away)
Dimitri: Oh.