Jackstain and Maul versus Revan

Started by Darth_Janus5 pages

Ow....alright, I had this in reserve, but you forced my hand...

uve done it now....ill continue tomorrow, im beat.

aha! Pwned you! Take your crap and go home... mwa ha

Dude, Janus, you lost man. He brought in Tim Curry and if you've seen Rocky Horror then you know how awesome he is

Shuddap. He left, therefore I won. lol...

Curry though? Ouch.

I know man, he's a sweet transvestite afterall

"throws toast and rice at Darth J anus"

o im back......and ive brought with me the awesome power of........buff bagwell!

Lol, good ones guys but lets get back on topic. Ya I think Jackstain and Maul could whipe the floor with Revan. Even though I've never really seen Jackstain in real life, I can imagine his Image and power just by his attitude online.

That's because you're uneducated and foolish. Jackstain IRL probably couldn't handle a lightsaber any better than Alf's fleshsaber because he's as Force sensitive as cooling pile of crap. (No offense to my esteemed colleague. Buff Bagwell... where'd you get that?..)

Maul would be a nonentity in this fight alone against Revan, and adding Jackstain, unless he was a Force master which ain't the case, is a bit like sending Barney Fief up against the Predator.

And back to the game...

awesome picture.

terrible attempt at a point^^

Good luck beating this

This is what would really happen:

jackstain: "Oh my god it's Darth Maul! You're my favorite Star Wars character! Can you sign my toy Maul lightsaber?"

*Darth Maul inserts lightsaber through jackstain's stomach*

jackstain: "Oww, that's ok, you're still the best!"

*Revan laughs so hard it creates a Force wave and blows Darth Maul off a cliff.*

heh heh. Just kidding jackstain.

its cool, but i would probably see both of them, kick maul in the sack, and help revan beat the sh1t out of him, lmfao.

lmfao! Traitorous Jackstain! For shame...

you wouldnt? actually, no f*ck that.....revan dies on the count of how gay he looks.

compare, honestly.

yeah, boo-yaa mutha f*cka!

Yeah, you're right. Fake horns and face paint beat battle armor and dark robes anyday.

Poon.

It's all fake, but out of the two, you'd have to be smokin' rock not to think Maul looks cooler.

(quit stealin my sh1t)

As$clown.

I dunno. I don't like the business with the red paint, dude. And horns aren't my deal.

lol....hes horny, come on.