Join the light

Started by Big Evil9 pages

Sith.. Jedi.. you all rely on carbs.. *Shakes head*

Through purity of Evil one begins to realise bunless sammitches is where's the taste is at!

Nothing beats a 1lb of cheese with a glass of whine. 😄

How come it's a Darth that's making the light side?
Anyway, you get more advantages in being in the Dark Side.

Darth decided to switch sides and has as of yet refused to give the name back.
I'm warning you. I want the name.

hmmm So does this place offer steak?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
hmmm So does this place offer steak?

That would be my forte being low-carb.

All the steak you can bare. \m/ 😈 \m/

😱 well then. thats 1 point for your side then

We have free steaks over at the dark side. All you can eat, with no bad effects on your health.

We have meat steaks, wooden stakes, and more.

Originally posted by Mandos
How come it's a Darth that's making the light side?
Anyway, you get more advantages in being in the Dark Side.
I am infiltrating the sith academy.... Isn't always like that...

Originally posted by star22
Darth decided to switch sides and has as of yet refused to give the name back.
I'm warning you. I want the name.
Sorry you will never get the title... I killed more jedi than their are stars in the galaxy... guess what, the next star on my list is 22.... Star 22...

Originally posted by star22
We have free steaks over at the dark side. All you can eat, with no bad effects on your health.

Ofcourse it has no bad effects on your health! It's low-carb!

Course i'm more of a cheese person myself. God I love cheese. I scarf cheese and whine like.. wait.. *Looks through his villain almanac*

ALL THE FRUITY-TOOTY VILLAINS EAT CHEESE AND WHINE! >: \

I need to be alone for a moment.. ;_;

the light blinds you from the truth

Darkness clouds your judgement.

how would you know that if the light has blinded you from the truth?

Because the lightside has helped me even in my darkest hour... It is now my weapon and most of all it is my ally...

Re: Join the light

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
Side by me and you will recieve
1. Sp. brownies
2. Skittles
3. Can whoop darkside @ss
4. Get a membership card to whoop darkside @ss
5. Anything you want under a $1.50
6. Okay, okay anything under a $2.00

*JOINS*

i want this candybar, its $1.99

We get free condoms too. 🙂

Re: Join the light

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
Side by me and you will recieve
1. Sp. brownies
2. Skittles
3. Can whoop darkside @ss
4. Get a membership card to whoop darkside @ss
5. Anything you want under a $1.50
6. Okay, okay anything under a $2.00

*joins lightside*

*takes brownies and skittles*

*joins darkside* 😈

*Walks in with grey aurora* Move me. Tell me why I should change my gey ways to a deffinative color? If the light blinds you, and the darkness clouds your judgement, than why not be the force holders you are meant to be? *Whips out lightsaber* That is of course the winner has to change my mind, which I can say wont be an easy task. 😈

Re: Re: Join the light

Originally posted by LifeIsKillingMe
*JOINS*

i want this candybar, its $1.99

Done, go give star 22 a lecture...

Originally posted by Draco69
We get free condoms too. 🙂
Of course... What do you think this is the darkside...