I had suspect that i will be the first customer here...
What about Helmet? Nuzzin. Just trying to get the "trick" to love him... 😉
He has a really special way to share his thoughts. I almost feel that he needs us to think, because his mind-mechanism just works well when he has somebody to confront.
He also start arguing before he reads complete posts, so, he gets misunderstood, and time to time he starts some though-fights getting everybody out of topics.
Sometimes i like his thoughts, but usually can't enjoy them because of his way to post it hurting somebody (or trying to)