A Dish Best Served Cold

Revenge, that's what it is.

I need help devising a form of it. To put my dilemma rather vaguely, my friend has been an ass. To clarify, the bastard has been talking out both sides of his mouth and manipulating another guy and me. And I was the dumbass for falling for it. He has taken things I've said about the other fellow and completely twisted them and brought them out of context (and vice-versa). He has also blatantly lied.

Now the two of us want to get him back for his not-nice mind games. My immediate suggestion was to kick him in the crotch and yell "Slash-dance! Slash-dance!" while stepping on him.

This probably wouldn't work out too well.

I'm rather stumped for any particularly devious schemes--would anyone care to help?

have a woman cut his pecker off while he sleeps and throw it out of a window into a moving car 😉
it always works

Originally posted by FeceMan
Revenge, that's what it is.

I need help devising a form of it. To put my dilemma rather vaguely, my friend has been an ass. To clarify, the bastard has been talking out both sides of his mouth and manipulating another guy and me. And I was the dumbass for falling for it. He has taken things I've said about the other fellow and completely twisted them and brought them out of context (and vice-versa). He has also blatantly lied.

Now the two of us want to get him back for his not-nice mind games. My immediate suggestion was to kick him in the crotch and yell "Slash-dance! Slash-dance!" while stepping on him.

This probably wouldn't work out too well.

I'm rather stumped for any particularly devious schemes--would anyone care to help?

Don't be his friend anymore..and live well...sorry its not to devious..but it always works for me..

Originally posted by FeceMan

I need help. I am a dumbass I've said I'm completely twisted them i am also blatantly not lying .
"Slash-dance! Slash-dance!"

It will work out well.

I'm rather stupid too.

Go "Kill Bill" on his ass.

Totally 😄 or seriously it might not be dievious but just kick him in the nuts

http://www.thepayback.com/getrevenge.html

Well, I'm not going to stop being his friend, as I'm not TOO pissed...but I still want to "learn 'im REAL good!"

Instead of just hurting him physically you could devise a way to publicly humiliate him.. emotional scars > physical scars. Just try to thinkof what would emberass him more than anything else, then think of a way to make it happen.

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
Instead of just hurting him physically you could devise a way to publicly humiliate him.. emotional scars > physical scars. Just try to thinkof what would emberass him more than anything else, then think of a way to make it happen.

I said, "Well, I think that doing so would be considered illegal, and torture tends to wreak havoc on the psyche."

That's a little drastic, and I doubt it would be as satisfying as you'd think.

It's hard for me to come up with something seeing that I don't know what he is like. Just think about something that he is paranoid or self conscious about, and exploit it. That is, if you really wanna get him good. If you just wanna pull a friendy prank, that's probably going a little too far.

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
That's a little drastic, and I doubt it would be as satisfying as you'd think.

It's hard for me to come up with something seeing that I don't know what he is like. Just think about something that he is paranoid or self conscious about, and exploit it. That is, if you really wanna get him good. If you just wanna pull a friendy prank, that's probably going a little too far.

It was a joke.

Oh my bad 😂

Sometimes I don't catch humor when I read things.

Give ideas, please.

Pee in his cereal.

Originally posted by BackFire
Pee in his cereal.

I can't think of a single things about which he is self-conscious. Time for /dance.

Either pants him in front of a group of people (girls work best)

or

duct-tape him to a chair blind folded wearing only his underwear, in the middle of the street with a sign on him that says "honk if you're horny"

Move on and let him see that you couldn't care less if he existed or not.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Move on and let him see that you couldn't care less if he existed or not.

-AC

You could take a picture of the back of his head without him even noticing it.