The most stupid artifact in Comics

I choose Cosmic Cube, its a rubik cube then it becomes a person how stupid is it? 😄

I say Cap's returning shield. Why? because it returns. Everything bout the guy is real, tangible, human. That's why i love him. But the returning shield is too much.

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
I say Cap's returning shield. Why? because it returns. Everything bout the guy is real, tangible, human. That's why i love him. But the returning shield is too much.

~wickerman~

maybe it's a boomering sheild or maybe Cap a mutant with the power to make his sheild come back to him

Originally posted by whirlysplat
I choose Cosmic Cube, its a rubik cube then it becomes a person how stupid is it? 😄

yeah but the cosmic cube is ridiculous its supposed to be an egg am I right. 😄

Superman Prime's imaginary fan-boy sword. WW lasso of truth no one can break. If she has that weapon, Why doesn't she tie up everyone she fights? Then proceed to pummel them. Crimson Bands of Cytorrak, bands even Galactus himself couldn't break. But guys like Hulk and Namor did.

Some excellent choices I still go with the egg that is Cosmic Cube

Originally posted by Sentry
Superman Prime's imaginary fan-boy sword. WW lasso of truth no one can break. If she has that weapon, Why doesn't she tie up everyone she fights? Then proceed to pummel them. Crimson Bands of Cytorrak, bands even Galactus himself couldn't break. But guys like Hulk and Namor did.

Bands of Cyttorak, Sentry? Still a bit bitter from the tourney...lol. Just kidding, of course.

The bands could be broken if broken down with magic...I would've gone about it that way. If Strange keeps concentration, no PHYSICAL strength can break them. Just avoiding them with speed might work too. If I have to fight longpig, it won't be the Zod/Apollo part of my guy that gets out of the bands. It'll be Loki.

-DM

Squirrel Girl's nutsacks.

Sentry, you're a friggin genius. that lasso is utter sh8t. It's become no. 1 on my "Most hated artifacts" list.

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Sentry
WW lasso of truth no one can break. If she has that weapon, Why doesn't she tie up everyone she fights? Then proceed to pummel them.

She does tie up a majority of the people she fights... She often does end up pummeling them afterwards... What's your point?

I still think its Cosmic Cube😄

The Cosmic Cube is kinda gay if you ask me.

The Ultimate Nullifier is up there too on the gayness scale.

I think the City of Kandor and Phantom Zone are 8.5 and 9.0 on the "gayness" scale.

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The haunted pizza It's not even haunted it just has a old Dinosaur in it

suprisingly after that encounter mikey scarfed down 3 pepperoni's

I think Thor's Hammer is ****ing stupid. I mean, his hammer is supposed to be made out of Uru METAL, not f*cking stone, which is what it looks like. It looks like a wooden handle with a rope on the bottom and a stone hammerhead. I like the idea of it, but it looks so stupid, it shouldve looked like the one from the Ultimates, that hammer was cool! - it actually looked somewhat mystical too!

I agree. I like the Ultimates one better. It looks much more dangerous then something that looks it should belong to a Neanderthal.

Originally posted by Sentry
. WW lasso of truth no one can break. If she has that weapon, Why doesn't she tie up everyone she fights? Then proceed to pummel them.

I wanna know...if its supposed to be unbreakable then why did Bizzaro break it??? in Trinity when they all meet for the first time (Supes, Bats, and WW) Bizzaro gets cought....the proceeds to break it!!!!!!

Originally posted by Blair Wind
I wanna know...if its supposed to be unbreakable then why did Bizzaro break it??? in Trinity when they all meet for the first time (Supes, Bats, and WW) Bizzaro gets cought....the proceeds to break it!!!!!!

That was Elseworlds. An alternate dimension. Wonder Woman first met Supes and Bats in New York during a battle. Also Artemis wasn't a teenager. She's Diana's age. The story was bull****.