Things to do Before/During/After Episode III

Started by Mist8 pages

Things to do when you walk out of ep3...

1. Ask the person next to you when the next episode is coming out
2. Ask if Luke and Leia are the same Luke and Leia from the OT grown up
3. Wonder out loud if palpatine was really darth sidious
4. Point at every new character on screen and ask who it was.
5. Say something like 'i thought the duel was a bit too long' 😛
6. Act like you know nothing about star wars...and mispronounce names like 'darth vater' 'obi kenobi' or 'mace windo'

7. Squeal when Hayden or Ewan come screen (for the fangirls 😛)

8. ask where the hell were the ewoks.

9. try to yell like a wookie

10. Walk back into the theater. 😛

11. Point lazers at peoples crotches

Dress up as Sidious wearing his all black robe-- but be completely naked underneath. Then when everyone leaves the theater, flash 'em all!

Ask if micheal jackson sexually abused master yoda because yoda lost to darth sidious cause somthing was troubleing him.

12.)burst out into emotional tears.

13. Start a duel with your lightsaber against the first person you see on the street and say "your were the chosen one!"

buy another ticket and repeat

take a mean piss

Originally posted by Kip
buy another ticket and repeat

Aka number 10 that I posted. 🙄 😛

Go Get An Ozi, Go To Skywalker Ranch And Deman George Lucas To Give You The FullDVD Trilogy ASAP.

I forgot to add a new one...

17. Start a picket line not permitting anyone else to see the movie until George Lucas gives Jar-Jar a larger role.

OK ken i officially want to slap you for that 1, i think your cool n all but thats just wrong right their.

18. (before going in) start lining up in the wrong place....making everyone follow you...then when the line gets really long, run to where the actual showing is

Originally posted by dark1365
12.)burst out into emotional tears.

Yes, that will be done, I can guarantee it.

17. Hug someone
18. Cry....just let it all out.
19. Go home and watch IV, V, and VI.
20. Meditate. If you see a plot hole, let it get lost in the FORCE.

19. gasp everytime a lightsaber is shown onscreen.

Mist> dude the thread says after watching the movie.

duh ........... 😆