Return Of The G.O.A.T: Am I Still The Bestest?
Despite what the title of this thread implies, this thread isn't not about me. It is. Not. Isn't. Was?
Anyway, some people seem to think that threads like this denote that the character creating it possesses an unhealthy narcississtic quality. I'm sure you will agree that this isn't the case with 'Ou Be Low hoo' - from now on 'Ou Be Low hoo' shall refer to himself in the third-person. I am simply looking for poll statistics to confirm what I already suspect...That Ou Be Low hoo is, without a whisper of a cloud, The Greatest Of All Time...
I noticed that the other thread similar to the flavour of this one was thrown out and rejected for being too spicy. Well, I really hope people have learnt their lesson from that travesty and that the same fate shall not befall this one. What's wrong with all these people and their anger issues? Didn't mommy/mummy and doddy/daddy teach you that you've gotta make love, not war? I had it impressed upon my tiny, little mind at the age of 3, when I decided to be special instead of bombing Uruguay, but that's for another thread...one day...anyway...Yellow. I generally like Canadians, but not lesbian ones. I'm not homophobic, I just find the ones I've met to be excruciating...Yes, yes, another thread, too...
So, basically...Once my divinity is confirmed, I shall start a faith, where you can all worship me daily. However, I promise not to impose any silly rules like 'No sex before marriage' and crapola like that.
The power is in your hands, people of KMC. Confirm my Greatness and all the world shall sing. I love me and I know you do too...
So...Vote 'Yes!' for The G.O.A.T!
You know you want to!