NAUGHTY 'Star Wars' lines

Started by Darth Mantis5 pages

Originally posted by mephistodesigns
.....prunes.....
Prune flavored Pepsi.... It's beautiful....

You amateurs, you are supposed to replace words with pants!

"I feel a disturbance in the Pants..."

Ok, OK, I give in...

"The Force will be with you, always, in your pants."
Obi-Wan Kenobi, ANH

oh, geez...

"Its rough and coarse...and it gets everywhere...in my pants."
"You might even say, Jedi are encouraged to love, in your pants."
"Are you an angel? They live in your pants, I think."
"I'd much rather dream about Padme, in my pants."

"This weapon is your life" - funny enough as it is.

Anakin: "Your just the way I remember you in my pants"

Anakin: "What have I done in my pants!"

Yoda: "Only two their are in my pants, no more, no less, a master and an apprentice."

Anakin: "This is where the fun begins in my pants."

may the farce be with you

You're overlooking the entire "I have felt him dialogue" - much better when you add it all:

Emperor: "Are you sure?"
Vader: "I felt him"
Emperor: "Strange that I have not"

ahhhhhh the emperor is pregnent

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f5/t336530.html

knock urselves out

Yeah, this really doesn't belong in the Star Wars Episode 3 forum.

Originally posted by LandoSpeeder2

Yoda: "Only two their are in my pants, no more, no less, a master and an apprentice."

haha n1

"You sucking big doo-doo this time"

Originally posted by El_NINO
"You sucking big doo-doo this time"
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

"A jedi can feel the force flowing through his pants."

"You sucking big doo-doo in your pants this time"

"I WONT JOIN YOU IN YOUR PANTS" - ESB: Luke

Originally posted by Naredhel
You're overlooking the entire "I have felt him dialogue" - much better when you add it all:

Emperor: "Are you sure?"
Vader: "I felt him"
Emperor: "Strange that I have not"

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!! i was just thinking about that one...

"At last we shall reveal ourselves to the Jedi" Darth Maul 💃 🐰

Ummm...Yoda: Do not underestimate the Emperor in your pants.

And another one we all overlooked!

I have a bad feeling about this in my pants!

"Its somewhere else more elusive in your pants" - TPM: Obi Wan