Have You Ever Got A Sexually-Transmitted Disease?

Started by KidRock3 pages
Originally posted by sk8stuff09
kid rock probably does cuz he cant afford condoms

Shut up little boy, youll be ready to learn about sex when you walk in on me and your dirty mom doing it.

🤨 ....so you like older women

i done think i have any...
and the probability of me not having any seems pretty high.

I have Herpes Class A, but its because my grandpa had them and kissed me on the cheek when I was born. It's not a sexual thing. 😐

Originally posted by Atropos
🤨 ....so you like older women

Shes only 25... im his daddy.

myth dont worry i didnt sleep with your mom. i heard the b*tch had herpes.

No. I am sensible enough to never ever have sex without a condom. Ever.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
No. I am sensible enough to never ever have sex without a condom. Ever.

Accidents do happen though, even with protection.

But nope, I've never had one.

Originally posted by TheAnimal
no i dont have a std. i get myself tested once a week. cause i have alot of PROTECTED sex. but it still cant hurt to get tested.
how the hell do you have so much time on your hands when you are out keeping Miamis streets safer? 🤨

Ooooo...wait...ok...Miami + streets + lots of protected sex = need for once a week testing 👆 😉 gotcha

better off safe than sorry. plus condoms easily rip. they do work against diseases there 99.9% accurate but the last 1 % can be caused by a tare.

"Have You Ever"?
Once you have it you have it until the day you die. There's no cure. I mean, yes you can help treat the symptoms but you cant rid of it.
And No I dont have one.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Accidents do happen though, even with protection.

But nope, I've never had one.


Well gee Ken, thanks for letting me know that. I was not aware of the risks im taking when I have sex, till you came along.

Sheesh.

I know someone who had to have "the umbrella" recently. 😱

Hee hee, that's what you get for going with dirty old slappers.

Originally posted by Draco69
Herpes I think.

i find it hilarious when people call herpes, "the herpes" 😆

I got AIDS from watching too many anti smoking commercials.

I think I did too. 😖

Is being horny a disease?

No, I don't have a sexually transmitted disease.

Originally posted by ESP07
Is being horny a disease?

no its a Curse !!!✅ or a blessing for some 😬

😖hifty:

i remember when i had just finished having unprotected sex with a girl...i asked her

"you dont have aids do you?"

she was shocked and offended and said

"off course not...thats a terrible thing to ask...why do you say that?"

i said

"thank god...i wouldnt want to get that again"