1st - Paint the White House Grey. Just because.
2nd - Float the White House on the Stock market. Just because.
3rd - Stop pandering to the tiny group known as the "super rich" and actually do all those groovy things the people need, like education, universal health care, fixing the environment, lowering crime etc. You know, the things that should matter.
4th - Get rid of that constitutional thing about guns. You all know what I am talking about.
5th - Get rid of that great big money sucking nuclear arsenal. MAD should be long gone people.
6th - Spend some time, oh I don't know, trying to make the rest of the world not so angry towards the U.S., and this wont involve disrespect, threats of war and thumbing my nose while saying how my armies are better so there! It will probably more involve bringing to heel all those International Corps. that act so badly, making sure the U.N is workable, helping out were is actually needed, like Africa with Aid and so forth, getting out of the Middle East all together etc.
7th - Do something about the CIA and FBI. Get rid of most of the Patriot Act, hire George W. as my personal fool and make him caper and dance for the media.
8th - Work a bit more on making the world love the U.S, because no good relationship lasts without mutual respect and work, and a fair bit of work needs doing.
9th - Pour more money into useful sciences instead of various military projects, many of which never turn into ANYTHING. Yes useful science that will improve the nation, and hopefully the world.
And if there is time maybe beautify the nation. Some nice monuments. Try to achieve something that in 100 years time will be called a man made wonder. Oh, and float the white house again.
If I were President of the United States, I would cleverly follow the prejudices of members in Congress, throwing my support behind the big states, while creating a war in a distant land to distract public opinion. Slowly but surely the Constitution would be undermined by amendment after amendment granting me more executive power so our handcuffed military could end the war sooner.
Do I need to go on, or do you all see the parallels?
If I was president of the united states. First I would move so presidents can have more then two terms. I'd also attempt to make there terms a hell of alot longer. Then I'd move to give me more powers as a dictator.
I'd make a strong alliance with China. Get real close with them. Have China draft there people and have american's train them. Several years later I"d make an alliance over the world. The united Alliance. The united states name would be United Alliance I would also attempt to make america's other allys side with us and become part of United Alliance. Allys such as Canada and Britian. By this time I would establish a position of power within China. China would not be in the United Alliance, but I would basically own them.
Now with the United Alliance at my fingertips and a large ass army of well trained Chinks I have the power to conquer whats left of the world. First i'll take down all Middle Eastern Countrys. Destroy all the communist bastards. This would probally be like ten irags but the army is much larger so it would be about the equilavent of iraq.
After the middle eastern countrys are all stable. I'd turn them into profit making machines and make them part of the United Alliance. About this time China would be added to the united alliance. Now I would tell the rest of Asia and Europe to become part of the united alliance. If not World War 3 and The United Alliance will surely win.