link: so umm wat now? im lost and umm?
(fight scene, im probably not good at them, but ima kill off one of my guys)
*Kurts loads sniper and hops into tree, while Bob starts slashing away with his chicken*
Bob: DIE U UGLY PIECES OF...
Kurtz: BANG hahah 11, BANG 12. CHUCK.... CLICH CLICH CLICH CLICH (reloading) BANG 13! hahaha BANG 14! bang 15!!!! bang 16... CHUCK.... CLICH CLICHuhh....
*Bob looks back as he hears a large knows fall down and make a large bump noise*
bob: KURTZ!! NOOO *throws chicken everywhere* ARRRRRRrr
--- A while later...---
*Bob stumbles towards a river, his vision blurred, but it just reminds him of when he was drunk so no biggie. Blood was gushing out of him as he walked being snipped and slashed and shot at, he was bruised and cut and skimmed. Ughh... *collapses near river, leaking water in the river*
Orochimaru: I own!! hahaha ... Kurtz man wake up... wake up man. where's your head?
Orochimaru wanders around, drinking some water and some fresh crab (the claws lol). Finally, he decides to go look for some people, find a way to get back t0o present time which had little kids...male kids... uhuh... huh huh huh huh hahahahah!
Bob wakes up several hours later. Seeing some human shapes in his blurry vision, he started walking towards them feeling lightheaded... how much blood had he lost? nothing a little chicken wou-- HIS CHICKEN! was gone.
Bob: ahh sack of *vomits* uhh ...hu helpp me?
(im gonna make orochimaru evil, beware of his evil powers because hes very strong but has 1 weakness if u catch my drift)
Orochimaru approaches a small little village,
Katon goukakyuu no jutsu
*the village burns down and people are set aflame, the few living have been reqruited by oro to form his evil army...
Bob wakes up several days later... uhnnn blugchh...whoo....who r u?
bob: ummm .... ? wat are space pirates?
--MEANWHILE--
Orochimaru has just finished raising a small army of about 23 peasant and several space pirates (not sure how but o well) now he was looking to conquer this new world, were everything was behind in technology, making him ahead.
Orochimaru: If only Bob was here sigh... too bad kurtz.... *sigh* o well LETS DOMINATE!