Originally posted by Hobosapian
(shadow u here? my soda is almost up and im my last 6", hurry up man!! and dont complain u wanted him to die so much T.T but riku? y would YOU want him gone?)
(ill make a lance version lol, and we'll compare)
Lance reminicenses about bob crapping on his face while he's eating chicken. every moment - from the time he saved him, to the time he left him to die - flashed through his eyes. Lance was enraged by that fatfukk and had a desire to slice and dice him. The idea was fascinating, so Lance took the chance and teleported in the cell with Bob.
Bob: YOU! ILL KILL YOU! *charges at Lance with a rock*
Lance grabs Bob by the neck, sinking his nails into his neck, and having a warm,sticky substance flowing onto his hands. Lance laughed and was gonna kill him right then, but Bob, being the @$$wipe he is, pulled his pants down and peed on Lance's cheek, near the eye, to his mid-leg. Lance, outraged, decided to make Bob's demise slow and painful. He chopped off bobs yinyang and he gave off a yelp of pain, alarming the space pirates, but lance didnt care, all that was in his mind was bob dying. Lance then made bob eat it and slashed his legs slowly but very deep, even piercing the bone. Bob was about to scream painfully but lance gripped bob's mouth and pierced his cheekbones with his nails. Bob began to cry for the first time in over 30 years. Bob begged for his mercy
Bob: mmmm mmm mmmm!!
Lance: WHAT NOW (eyes wide open with a sadistic look) NO MORE FUKKING CHICKEN *spits acid in bob's open pupil and bob reaches to grab his eye, but lance slashes his hands off and scratches his body everywhere. blood was pouring out of bob, and it was raining blood, literally. Then Lance quickly cut off all his limbs, left leg, right arm, right leg, right arm, and gashed his chest open in the blink of an eye, but that eye to Bob was like an eternity. The biggest pain he ever felt, was after 10 seconds that lance did this. Blood gushed out everywhere, making the cell covered in blood. Bob lived this moment over and over, as his whole life flashed through his eyes. before he could die like that though, lance poked his eyenalls out and chopped his head off. Then Bob commenced peeing on the body and laughed like a hysterical madman. He then teleported to near the city, got washed and walked back with a hearty smile and feeling like he had done the right thing. Seconds after lance disappeared, the pirates arrived and were disgusted, yet, beheld a look of fascination at what remained of the cell and their "prisoner"
The End! (is mines better than shadows? i hope it is ^_^)
(im 13 fyi... ^_^ coulda made it worse... involving glass and the jugular and some ropes and venom and stuff like that... you know i always hated pg13, u cant do jack in it. so ummm yeah)
Link: Were'd you go?
Sarah: Yeah you said you going to the bathroom and you appear on the other side of town? Are you okay? Maybe some sake will cheer u up? *hands him a little jar of sake*
Originally posted by Hobosapian
(im 13 fyi... ^_^ coulda made it worse... involving glass and the jugular and some ropes and venom and stuff like that... you know i always hated pg13, u cant do jack in it. so ummm yeah)Link: Were'd you go?
Sarah: Yeah you said you going to the bathroom and you appear on the other side of town? Are you okay? Maybe some sake will cheer u up? *hands him a little jar of sake*