Hulk vs Darth Vader

Started by Ketchuptome7 pages

Hulk vs Darth Vader

Who would win? 😮

Vader would use the Force to calm him down reslulting in Hulk turning back into Banner then Vader slices his head off.

Its rather simple. 💃

He can't do that 😖

hulk <-----simple minded

vador <------adept at mind trickery

yes...it apparently IS that simple....

"Bruce, I am your father."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

He can force throw the lightsaber with blinding speed and accuracy decapitating the hulk. Darth Vader is very very very watered down in the old movies. And you wouldn't believe me now but I'll tell you anyway
I'm a huge hulk fan. I saw the movie bout five times. Vader's comp would be more like..... Silver Surfer. Really.

that's 5 times in the theater

mwhahahahahaha I have you now hulk. Doh I mean Bruce No i mean Hulk. 😕 😮 😠 starwarsgiljotiini and thats how hulk dies.

great story......lol

Originally posted by The MISTER
He can force throw the lightsaber with blinding speed and accuracy decapitating the hulk. Darth Vader is very very very watered down in the old movies. And you wouldn't believe me now but I'll tell you anyway
I'm a huge hulk fan. I saw the movie bout five times. Vader's comp would be more like..... Silver Surfer. Really.

that's 5 times in the theater

😕 I lost you at the last sentence

he was just making a point of how big a hulk fan he is since he went to the theatre to see the movie 5 times.....an extremely impressive feat if i may say so myself....I could barely stomach it once....and even then that was painful.

The movie wasn't that bad. N e ways......

ehhhh....it was bad

Originally posted by The MISTER
He can force throw the lightsaber with blinding speed and accuracy decapitating the hulk. Darth Vader is very very very watered down in the old movies. And you wouldn't believe me now but I'll tell you anyway
I'm a huge hulk fan. I saw the movie bout five times. Vader's comp would be more like..... Silver Surfer. Really.

that's 5 times in the theater

If it were that easy, it would have been done in the past. I doubt the light saber would do much more than sear his skin. He's taken hits from beams that cut adamantium with minimal damage. I doubt a light saber is much more potent.

The movie had almost nothing to do with the comic book, and there was way to much explaining. Saying that it sucked balls is being generous.

mind trick = over.....

hell...vador doesn't even need mind tricks to use on hulk....all he needs is to light up his sabre and twirl it around in circles to fascinate and calm the hulk down.....if iron fist did it with his glowing hands why couldn't vador do it with a glowing rod....at least the rod has sound fx...

lmao he did? Never realized Savage Hulk was that gullible.

hell yeah he did....

"Never realized Savage Hulk was that gullible"

lol....please tell him your his friend and give him a lollipop and you basically got the strongest guy in the world eating out of the palm of your hand....lol......remember when he thought wolverine was his buddy even after wolvie attacked him?

Originally posted by jinzin
hell yeah he did....

"Never realized Savage Hulk was that gullible"

lol....please tell him your his friend and give him a lollipop and you basically got the strongest guy in the world eating out of the palm of your hand....lol......remember when he though wolverine was his buddy even after wolvie attacked him?

Still, being distracted by pretty lights? That takes a pretty low IQ.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Still, being distracted by pretty lights? That takes a pretty low IQ.

lol!
Maybe should start a Hulk vs. a lava lamp thread. 😛

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
If it were that easy, it would have been done in the past. I doubt the light saber would do much more than sear his skin. He's taken hits from beams that cut adamantium with minimal damage. I doubt a light saber is much more potent.

The movie had almost nothing to do with the comic book, and there was way to much explaining. Saying that it sucked balls is being generous.

✅ true