The Pad's House Boat Trip

Good night CC!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Dude, once tex gets there there will be 3 boats. So many people will be going off and doing their own things that you won't have to worry about Tex. He'll be busy with Brad or something. Jessica is all you.

As for me, I'm keeping it real. I'm going to be the sober one who Captains the lead boat!

Ok. 🙂

Originally posted by silver_tears
me and CC will leave if the men do 😎

Silvs, the men ain't leavin' and the party wouldn't be the same w/out you, so you are in. 🙂 It's all about a good time. Nothing happens on the house boat unless you want it to. 😉

I'm in 😎
But first I need sleep, night boys wavey

Okay, looks like everyone is going to bed. We meet here tomorrow and we take a bus I rented 😉 to the lake. Don't forget your beach towel, sun block, and some cash because we will stop at Costco in Redding to stock up on booze and food.

Oh yeah, i forgot, we are all having a slumber party, but everyone is sleeping and not partying. Pitt walks in and lays his bag and pillow between Captain Claudia and Silvs. He goes to sleep and begins to snore. ✅ 😖leep:

Im still awake TH. 😄

Everyone dreams of a PULP song.

Boats And Trains:

Would you like to hear / about the things I fear? / About my life, and loves too? / Well why should I tell you? / If I told you a secret / you'd be sure to leak it / You couldn't keep it inside / no matter how hard you tried / On boats and trains and / and boats and trains and / funny things and / funny things and / La la la...

Um I dont really want to hear any songs right now.

Originally posted by leatherface12
Im still awake TH. 😄

*Jessica Simpson is out on the deck saying goodnight to Nick on her cellie. She steps back into the room where evryone is sleeping and she sees leatherface12 spreading out his sleeping bag. They meet eyes and decide to snog*

😄 So jessica how are you? 😉

*Jessica is bummed because Nick is recording a song with Gwen Stefanie. She doesn't say a word and she snogs LF12*

🙂 * kisses jessica *

*I leave the room and prep the bus for tomorrow's journey to the lake* 😉

*a wave of snores and snogs emerses from the room*

Ok but I might be staying behind on the trip. I might be a little bit busy. 😉

*meanwhile, I put everyone's luggage into the bus. I take the bus to the gas station and fill her up. I name her, Nancy. I drive Nancy back to the house and I sleep in my bag and dream of a special girl I know who is not here*

Originally posted by leatherface12
Ok but I might be staying behind on the trip. I might be a little bit busy. 😉

Yeah, right. You both are going. We get up at 5:30am to board the bus. Jessica is all over this trip, so you better be too. You have plenty of time to get to know her, young man. Just keep it simple tonight. There's a whole wild week ahead of us to explore. 😉

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yeah, right. You both are going. We get up at 5:30am to board the bus. Jessica is all over this trip, so you better be too. You have plenty of time to get to know her, young man. Just keep it simple tonight. There's a whole wild week ahead of us to explore. 😉

Ok. 😄

Anychance of a refund all this talk of male strippers and sex has made me somewhat nervous about the whole idea of a boat trip with you lot...better i stand on the quayside and wave you off, yeah that would be best, there's no chance of contracting a STD that way.

Bon Voyage