Gryffindor's Common Room

Started by Demonic Phoenix612 pages

*Swims in the lake and then comes out and shaves off Maik's hair*

hey!
*grows her hair back and pounds DP over the head with a cinderblock*

*makes red Indian calls* I'm a head shaver or head hunter or whatever it's called.

*whacks Maik like a pinyatta*

head hunter.
*kicks DP in the gut*

Head hunter. okay thanks.

*kicks Maik in the shin*

no prob

*throws an uppercut to DP's jaw*

Okay.

*smashes Maik's nose*

😆

*breaks DP's shins*

*fixes my shins* *splits Maik's head*

*smashes DP's ribcage*

*fixes rib cage* Ouch, getting violent are we?

*breaks Maik's back bone*

getting?
*fixes her back and dislocates both DP's shoulders*

Yeah, you're becoming too violent😛

*fixes shoulders* *breaks Maik's neck*

pity
*fixes neck and puts a spear through DP's guts*

Yeah.

*removes spear and heals guts* *shoves a sword into Maik's mouth*

oh well

*spits out the sword and breaks DP's arms*

Everyone gets violent at some point.

*snaps Maik's legs*

true. somewhat inevitable

*fixes legs and throws DP into the wall*

Yeah, everyone has those periods.

*fixes face and throws maik in front of a moving train*