Gryffindor's Common Room

And? I'm not scared of you and your duct tape!

Sure you are.

Nope, not at all

Maybe a little bit?

Sorry, no. Can't manage it

You could, just to flatter my ego.

Since when does flattering your ego concern me at all?

Apparently never.

Correct. If I flattered your ego, there's no telling how big it might get. It could turn into a natural disaster!

No I don't wanna be Japanese.

What's that got to do with your inflated ego?

Actually, one in need of a flattered ego usually has a small ego.

Not if they are narcissistic

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See?

Whachoo talkin bout Willis.

Oh, nothing important, I'm sure

As usual?

Not hardly

You seem down. Someone pee in your pumpkin juice?