Spider-man Does Not Suck

Started by kgkg3 pages

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
That's Ms. Spellcheck to you, buddy.

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well i hate to admit it but spidey does kinda suck at times. why? cuz this guy doesnt have his priorities straight. I mean for crying out loud, the guy has a wife who is a former supermodel and big named actress, and while she was in show biz making all that money he was still busting his hump trying to make Jamison's Deadlines. not that im saying that its cool for a guy to mooch off his chick but damn! im just saying. now there house has been destroyed and living comfortably at Stark's Enter prizes and he still is complaining that he needs to get a job so they can move out. i mean what the hell does this guy want?

also he doesnt seem to realize that he and MJ is having Hella Marital problems. b4 he sits down and take a break and work it out with the chick he's running off as soon as he hears some bank alarm or police sirens going off. again not that there is anything wrong with saving lives but there's like a dozen super heroes operating in New York independently(excluding teams like FF, Avengers, Xmen, Defenders, and so forth) i simply refuse to believe that crime in New York is so ridiculously high that he couldnt devote a decent week to his fine ass wife no matter what was going on outside. and thats just lame man.

Originally posted by manjaro
well i hate to admit it but spidey does kinda suck at times. why? cuz this guy doesnt have his priorities straight. I mean for crying out loud, the guy has a wife who is a former supermodel and big named actress, and while she was in show biz making all that money he was still busting his hump trying to make Jamison's Deadlines. not that im saying that its cool for a guy to mooch off his chick but damn! im just saying. now there house has been destroyed and living comfortably at Stark's Enter prizes and he still is complaining that he needs to get a job so they can move out. i mean what the hell does this guy want?

also he doesnt seem to realize that he and MJ is having Hella Marital problems. b4 he sits down and take a break and work it out with the chick he's running off as soon as he hears some bank alarm or police sirens going off. again not that there is anything wrong with saving lives but there's like a dozen super heroes operating in New York independently(excluding teams like FF, Avengers, Xmen, Defenders, and so forth) i simply refuse to believe that crime in New York is so ridiculously high that he couldnt devote a decent week to his fine ass wife no matter what was going on outside. and thats just lame man.

He's probably not very comfortable with his sexuality anymore. I mean all those years of tight spandex and living with a guy called "Iron Man" do something to a guy.

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
He's probably not very comfortable with his sexuality anymore. I mean all those years of tight spandex and living with a guy called "Iron Man" do something to a guy.

~wickerman~

Well, just look at the name of this thread!!! 😆

Originally posted by dawsey28
Well, just look at the name of this thread!!! 😆

Yes. I think "asain dude" is really Spidey in disguise come to proclaim his homophobic true self, trying to hide the fact that deep down inside he yearns for some of that Vibranium Black Panther has

~wickerman~

OMG LMAO hysterical

Remember kids:

He doesn't suck.

He's suffered through some bad writing, but Spidey IMO is the greatest(coolest & most interesting) superhero of all time. Period.

Originally posted by brainchild81
He's suffered through some bad writing, but Spidey IMO is the greatest(coolest & most interesting) superhero of all time. Period.

IMO he's a gay loser that can't get over himself and that's always proclaimed to be a genius yet has had the photographer job for....how many years???? But:

1. This is the wrong forum for this discussion

2. In the vs. forum i don't care bout my opinions on the guy. I look at facts and logically find an answer. I try not to be biased...(which is more than i can say for 90% of the spidey fans out there with their "Spidey winz cuz he be kewl" crap)

~wickerman~

i agree with manjaro spidey sucks the big one

yes because everyone knows spider-mans chinese (wikerman).and are you calling me gay because all the women love my asain pork.
to tell you the truth i put women on there knees so piss off.

and spider man is a more realalistic character than most marvel heros even if he has problems..... i mwan come on; iron man is a freaking million air who lives the high life!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by asain dude
yes because everyone knows spider-mans chinese (wikerman).and are you calling me gay because all the women love my asain pork.
to tell you the truth i put women on there knees so piss off.

and spider man is a more realalistic character than most marvel heros even if he has problems..... i mwan come on; iron man is a freaking million air who lives the high life!!!!!!!!!

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crazy WTF!! *Backs away slowly*

Originally posted by asain dude
yes because everyone knows spider-mans chinese (wikerman).and are you calling me gay because all the women love my asain pork.
to tell you the truth i put women on there knees so piss off.

and spider man is a more realalistic character than most marvel heros even if he has problems..... i mwan come on; iron man is a freaking million air who lives the high life!!!!!!!!!

Woah... woah... WOAH!!!

Calm down. We were just kidding around. I apologize for anyone offending you.

Spider-Man is cool... okay.

Here's a link just for you.

http://jerome.galica.free.fr/marvel/Spiderman/spiderman.htm

what the hell is this thread doing here? crazy