Dr. Strange vs The X-men

Dr.Strange
vs

Prof.X
Cyclops
Wolverine
Storm
Gambit
Colossus
Beast
Rogue
Jean
Nightcrawler

Reason:
Strange comes hom from a late night of universe protecting and starts to read the new issue of X-men he picked up from the newsstand on the way home.
As he starts to read it he grows more and more angry...."HOW MANY DAMN UPGRADES ARE THEY GOING TO GET!?!", he screams.

He gets in such a rage he storms out of the door in search of the X-men, dead set on taking revenge on continuity, and taking out the X-men in their own mansion.

Could he do it?

BUMP! I command you!

Jeez, I thought at least the X-fans would reply.

Strange get's no love in here, I searched and I only found less than 20 threads with Steve.

Anyone else a Strange fan??
Anyone at all?

Yes Long Pig, i'm a Strange fan, but the thread is a bit ridiculous 🙁
If he faces them one by one eventually IMO he'll be standing. If he has to face them all at once i wouldn't bet on it. Also, is that Phoenix Jean or which one?

~wickerman~

Strange with prep-time? AND the X-men unsuspecting in their mansion?

To avoid mind-reading, Dr. Strange could step out of a dimension and conjure a host of spells to attack the mansion with.

But it's still not going to be easy for Strange.

I actually think he could take them fairly easy.

But I forgot to say they know he's coming but not when.

Jesus, are you serious?
No one wants to add how wolverine could take him out by himself?

Wolverine can take him out by himself. 😄 Well you asked. But I think Strange can take most of the X-Men.

Lol wolverien is inmvulerable to magih strange is gay wolverinen can just gut hi m an ist threre. 'cause he is bets in what he does.

Here ist how ti geos:

Stanger: My spels wil..

Wolverinen: Yea bub! SINKT!

Strang: Argh i lose

Wolvernen: I am teh bets. Then he someks.

Lol u don't know anything about volverien. 😎

😂

Isn't the X-mansion like armed to the teeth with all sorts of shiar and forge invented crap?

which Jean is this...? latest versions manifesting the phoenix or the old mid 90s version with the recovering TK?

and which rogue? new, flightless + strengthless rogue or the old one?

but even so, the mansion has a lot of defences. It'd be tough. Lot of alien/Forge tech.

Sans Pheonix, Strange takes this, even if it's everyone at once. He'd stay out of the way of the heavy-hitters, and his magical shields would block anything regular Jean or Xavier threw at him.

It would take him some time, and he'd be exhausted, but if he's smart about it he'd win.

-DM

Strange easily wins this

The mutants

By The Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth,
Dr. Stephan Strange is more than capable of destroying the X-Men....
he'll have to play it very smart, but he can do it.
The X-Men have NO defense against magic of that caliber.
And judging by the horror of trying to read X-Men these days,
i'd say the mutants deserve a sound beating!

Yes, the Xmansion is armed like a fort.

Prof X- his telepathy is negated, he's useless here.
Jean- her telepathy is also negated, her TK is less than Strange's, she dies.
Wolverine-too busy fighting demons Strange has conjured to be of any use.
NC-same as above, also Strange can enter the dimention NC uses to transport with, and kung fu his ass inside there.
Colossus-wrapped in the bands of cyttorak

The rest he mind wipes before entering the mansion.

Then Strange walks into the mantion and eats all their hot pockets.

well if nightcrawler isn't mind-wiped then storm isn't either, not that it would matter much

He takes storm as his new bride!

dr. strange could just turn the x-men into x-frogs,
call the avengers, call spiderman, call some bitchez,
then cook up some.....

BATTER FRIED FROG LEGS!!!!

1 egg -- beaten
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 pounds frog legs
1/2 cup cornmeal
1/8 teaspoon pepper
1/2 cup cooking oil

Mix the egg, corn meal, salt and pepper together to form a batter.
Dip the frog legs into the batter, then fry in the oil in a large heavy
skillet for 25 minutes, turning so they brown evenly on all sides.

mmm...mmmmm....gooood.

Originally posted by long pig
He takes storm as his new bride!

Why? Clea is hotter.