Your Worst Bond Film!

Started by darthmaul18 pages

Why such hate for Die another day?? IMO it had everything in it a bond movie should (gadgets, Q, villians, women, chases, something at stake), and it flowed well.

I cant speak for everyone else who mentioned it but this again is my reason below.I cant stand Halle Berry.I think she is so ugly,so for me,that was my worst Bond film.and I just wasnt impressed with the script.

yeah that was his worst outing as Bond.Horrible script and horrible casting.I know people dont agree with me on this but Halle Berry is an ugly looking dog.Wish they had cast HER as the villian and the white girl and Berrys role.would love to have seen Berry die.

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I remember really wanting to go and see Moonraker when it came out at the cinema. Mum didn't think it appropriate and took me to see The Village People's "Can't Stop the Music" instead. I still think I got the better deal...

However... in all fairness it's not as bad as A View to a Kill. Especially after that terrible Octopussy affair, this film just came across to me as a rather lacklustre, "one last hurrah" opportunity that never quite had the strength to pull the string on the party poppers. Even Christopher Walken couldn't save this one. At the time I felt that the best thing about it was the title song (and I don't even like Duran Duran!).

Wonder what the Moonraker movie would've been like, if they used the actual plot from the novel instead of where it went going into outer space.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Wonder what the Moonraker movie would've been like, if they used the actual plot from the novel instead of where it went going into outer space.

It would have been fantastic: nuking London is still a pretty frightening concept. However, it wouldn't have been a good Moore film - this is more like Dalton stuff...

Moonraker in my opinion.

I just saw them all in the last two weeks.
The worsts for me are:

1- Die another day: Two words - Invisible car. Also, lol at Brosnan doing surf on a tsunami.
2- Octopussy: Boring. And Moore in a clown disguise.
3- A view to a kill: Moore shouldn't had done this one. Not a "really bad" movie, like the two above, but he looks too old in this one. Max Zorin would have been awesome against Brosnan.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
I just saw them all in the last two weeks.
The worsts for me are:

1- Die another day: Two words - Invisible car. Also, lol at Brosnan doing surf on a tsunami.
2- Octopussy: Boring. And Moore in a clown disguise.
3- A view to a kill: Moore shouldn't had done this one. Not a "really bad" movie, like the two above, but he looks too old in this one. Max Zorin would have been awesome against Brosnan.

invisible car, k what about the car that can become a submarine and the flying car? those are ok to you? christ it's a bond movie! it should have that.
Octopussy, i'll agree with you there wasn't very exiciting

but by far the worst one of all is QOS.

a coin flip between Die Another Day and On Her majestys secret service.

The World is Not Enough.

Is the worst Bond film I've ever seen. Why could'nt all the Brosnan films been like GoldenEye?

Re: Your Worst Bond Film!

Originally posted by barand1
OK I like every actor who has played James Bond (Brosnan being my best) and just felt very happy that the James Bond series is taking it self seriously. This must be after them dumb JB films from the Moore era. Don't get me wrong, Roger Moore was great as Bond, but you have to admit Moonraker was bad.

So I was wondering which is your worst Bond movie (I know its hard, but the one you dislike most). Mine is MOONRAKER 😛

Thank You Fellow Bond Fans (I love you all)


the one with that ugly looking monkey Halle Berry as a Bond girl. 😆 😘 😘 😘

'Diamonds Are Forever' followed closely by 'OHMSS'.
'Moonraker' I find quite OK, sure the lasers are looking naff now, but the shuttle effects and plot still work for me. Its not one of 007s best, but what really made me cringe was Jaws finding his little yellow skirted mate, rubbish.

Die Another Day. Definitely.

Re: Re: Your Worst Bond Film!

Originally posted by Mr Parker
the one with that ugly looking monkey Halle Berry as a Bond girl. 😆 😘 😘 😘

i don't get it... are you joking???

don't know about you, but i find halle berry superfine.

Octapussy and the one with Halle Berry.

Re: Re: Re: Your Worst Bond Film!

Originally posted by ankur29
i don't get it... are you joking???

don't know about you, but i find halle berry superfine.

Now that is funny. 😆 😆

Originally posted by sweersa
Octapussy and the one with Halle Berry.

we agree on the one with dogface Halle Berry obviously. 😄 For me its that one and OHMSS.

Originally posted by Mr Parker
we agree on the one with dogface Halle Berry obviously. 😄 For me its that one and OHMSS.

I don't find her attractive. (No, I'm not a racist) lol

Sometimes when I tell people I don't find Halle Berry attractive they ask me if it is because she is black.

Originally posted by sweersa
I don't find her attractive. (No, I'm not a racist) lol

Sometimes when I tell people I don't find Halle Berry attractive they ask me if it is because she is black.

Wow i think thats the only thing that we have ever agreed on here at this site before. 😄 I know,it seems here at killer movies anytime I ever rag on her how ugly she is I usually get called a racist and their actually SERIOUS about it,which is absurd because I have friends that are black. 😆

I actually find Janet Jackson for example,hot.I even sometime back I was asked by this one white dude friend of mine in REAL LIFE, if I was racist because unlike him,I dont like The Cosby Show.Never have,never will.I find it very stupid and not realistic at all is the ONLY reason I cant stand it.Matter of fact I like Bill Cosby.He is a really funny comedian,I just dont like that tv show of his.

Another example of how they look like idiots calling me racist is not only do I have friends that are black and I like Bill Cosby but I am also a HUGE fan of Sanford and Son.I love that show,it is one of my top 2 or three favorite comedys of all time and somehow I get called a racist here for saying Halle Berry is ugly.comedy gold isnt it? 🤣 😆 😄

Originally posted by Mr Parker
which is absurd because I have friends that are black. 😆

Just for the record that's the worst argument to prove you're not racist you can probably tell anyone.