God always answers prayer, but never replies to my emails.

Seriously. Never once. I just had a few questions like: When did dino's go extinct? How amped he was when the new PSP with with a 16:9 widescreen TFT LCD came out? Who would win, a Ankylosaurus or a Stegosaurus? (Personally I think an Anklosaurus would "beat" the crud out of a Stegosaurus) How does he feel about cheats? Is it a sin? (I stay away from them, just to be safe.) Those are just a few.

Thank-you all for your time.

*points in direction of Off Topic Forum*

*points with KidRock*

*joins in to pointing*

*joins with everyone else so he doesnt feel left out*

there is no god

then why r we here 😏 where are apes from, where is earth from, where are those things that make universes from where did space come from where did the things that made space come from 😏

*Points to Religion Forum...*Wait were not pointing there?

Originally posted by MetalHeart
there is no god

And what on Earth is his email address?

www.gogod.com

Originally posted by MetalHeart
there is no god

now your wrong about that 😉

Originally posted by westchester17
Seriously. Never once.

Check your spam folder.

Back to the original topic, I have never e-mailed God, but homeboy never returns my call when I hit up his beeper. seems like he is always too busy. I think the dinosaurs went extinct because they all became really gay. they evolved into 2 different species; Lickalottapuss, and Megasoreass. These 2 species were not capable of breeding, and soon were rendered extinct.

Your hypothesis of the rendering of dino's extinction is indeed valid Feynman. It appears that you know your "stuff" about science, and for that I commend you.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Check your spam folder.

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Phew that was pretty funny!

*points in random direction*

A wise man once said, "Ask a woman"... does that answer your question? probably not, but anywho

Originally posted by DickFeynman107
Back to the original topic, I have never e-mailed God, but homeboy never returns my call when I hit up his beeper. seems like he is always too busy. I think the dinosaurs went extinct because they all became really gay. they evolved into 2 different species; Lickalottapuss, and Megasoreass. These 2 species were not capable of breeding, and soon were rendered extinct.

😆😆 hysterical 👆