Originally posted by Sethcx
Everyone has guilty pleasure.. you just dont always admit them to yourself. 😉Leading innocents astray.. corruption is priceless!
Harrassing telemarketers
Me: "Hello?"
Telemarketer: "Hi, I'm some annoying fool that always calls during dinner time, I have a really strong accent and a limited vocabulary. My name is Habibi, I was wondering if you could answer some irrelivant questions or buy something you will never even need?"
Me: "I'm sorry Habibi, but I dont have a telephone."
Telemarketer: "Huh? Then what are you speaking on?"
Me: "A banana."
Telemarketer "A banana?"
Me: "Yeah a banana. What are you wearing by the way, you sound sexy."
Telemarketer: *hangs up*
And torturing door to door salesman and religious representatives
Jehovas witness: "Hello, I'm a conservatively dressed elderly genntelmen here to preach the word of God which I have gorribly missinterprited"
Me: "God came to me last night in a dream and told me to tell you that he knows you like wearing womens panties." *slam door* "Now f*ck off"
Yeah I'm mean, I hate telemarketers and door to door salesman.
Originally posted by misha
kosta cry
i could never do that to them!
i always start a conversation with them - the poor things 😮
Poor things? 😛 I dont like being interrupted when Im having dinner or watching a movie or reading. I put up a "No Hawkers" Sign anyway, so I wont get any more door to door people. But telemarketers are waaaaaay to much fun to make fun of 😈